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| A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:27am On Feb 08, 2013 |
PASTOR: Can those with husbands raise up their hands? LADIES: (They all raised their hands). PASTOR: How many of you love your husbands? LADIES: (They all raised their hands) PASTOR: Are you sure ladies before God? Can I prophesy? LADIES: Yes!!! PASTOR: When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him?" LADIES: (Various answers)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”, "when we went to bed”, “This morning when I woke up”, etc...etc... PASTOR: Each one of you should send a message of “I love you” to your husband right now. LADIES: They all sent the text message “I love you” 2der hubbies PASTOR: Now exchange your phones pls LADIES: They all exchanged their phones PASTOR: Read out loud the replies from ur husbands pls. Below are the replies to the messages from their various husbands: 1.Who is this message meant for  2. Aaaah who is this If u stole my wife'sphone, I hope u stole her as well. 3. Just don't tell me you are pregnant again!! 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What do you want again?? 6. What is this supposed to mean??!! 7. You need money again abi !!?8. Hey! Did you smash my car !!!9. Resend this because I'm sure the intended recipient would be interested in reading it!!!! 10. Go To hell Jor!!!!!!!!! 11. I will beat you to death today until you tell me to whom the message was intended for!...... |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Nobody: 3:00am On Feb 11, 2013 |
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| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by stpat1(m): 5:44am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Just to tell u that all is not rosy.  1 Like |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by KINGwax(m): 5:51am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Wow!!! Nice thread |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Nobody: 5:52am On Feb 11, 2013 |
| The funniest one there to me is: "What is this supposed to mean??!!" as in LOL |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:02am On Feb 11, 2013 |
2buff: LOL means laughing out loud! |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Exponental(m): 5:18pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Abbba!!! There shld be @ least "love u too" and "thanks...". Not all women are managing their marriages. |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Nobody: 11:57pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Lmao |
| Re: A Pastor In A Women's Congregation by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:58pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Exponental: Abbba!!! There shld be @ least "love u too" and "thanks...". Most are! |
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