I was looking at the homepage of Nairaland and I noticed a new bar with birthdays. But what caught my attention is Debo - 1808 years "https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=1326".

Debo, where do we begin?, please fill us with your centuries old wisdom. No controversy, you are the oldest guy alive...

1808?That has broken the record.
I think i am the oldest female nairaland user here.

Latoya, close to 1808?

DAng....that guy is lying.

obviously

metuselar number 2,i thought i wa sone of the oldest

lol..am de oldest..am 54

nike 54-40=your age,you're one of the youngest on nairaland.

hey!..and am happy to me

defintely,you must be happy mydear.

mu hahaha..i wish i was old though

you don't have to wish,you will defintely grow(wait for time)

oh..kay

u don't have to cry

yes ma'am

I was going to promote this thread, then I saw that nobody here is being sincere.

It's Full of Lies. Gosh. Just call it the lying thread.

Lying thread.
cool.
Oya people start Throwing the Lies

i'm dyslexic.hehe

LOL that is a nice one.

I am in mars

i was born in micronesia

Bill gate isn't the one with sense....it was my brother that helped built all those computers that made him rich. He killed my poor brother and said I shouldn't tell anyone.

awwwww... anyways...my great great great great grandpa was there when jesus rose up from the dead.

That's not a lie. Cos he might be peter. You dunno!.

The blowing of the twin tower was all planned out by me.

who k-nows? i just saw an ufo pass by.

Usher is on my yahoo contacts.

haha

My Uncle was there when sadam was caught

I am Best friends wiv Oprah

Jennifer Lopez isn't my mama. (that's a lie, becos she is my mama.).

I spent the Nite at Will Smith's

w00t, where was i?

Ashton kutcher is my bf.