Girlfriend: 'when are you seeing my people Akpos?'
Akpo:'I am not yet ready'.
Girlfriend: what do you mean you are not yet ready, we have dated for 4 years now?
Akpos: 'I have told you I am not ready yet.
Girlfriend: when do you think you will be ready then?
Akpos:'next 4 years.
Girlfriend: what Do you know I will be 35 then?... What's keeping you back because I am ditching you and moving on?
Akpos: M-O-N-E-Y
Girlfriend: 'but you have enough to keep us going or do you want to accumulate the world?
Akpos: NO
Girlfriend: ' I am moving on Jor...I know u have 500k to sponsor our marriage but u are being selfish and wasting my time. Shame on you cos you are really not man enough.
Akpos:'as a matter of fact I have been able to save 35million naira and I need cap it 50million naira before getting married and that will surely take another four years to be accomplished. I need financial security for my wife and children.
Girlfriend: WHAT!!! I can wait for you sweetheart, After all I can still bear my children even at the age of 60.

Ha! U got me cracking there. And I understand. Typical.............