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Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 11:19pm On Mar 15, 2008
hahaha nor be only love grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by somze(f): 11:47pm On Mar 15, 2008
It's ok, no need to be shy - you are not the first wont be the last tongue grin

Don't worry you may get over me in a few years and move on with you tall life grin grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 3:57pm On Mar 16, 2008
you nor well grin

i dont do under 5ft grin tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 5:57pm On Mar 16, 2008
Muki this your thread na wa oo.
If you ever try short man, believe me he go wound put for for ur original wound tongue tongue tongue.
Dia Mojo na authomatic gear knob. nefa u play with dem, unless u wan marra undecided undecided undecided
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 6:00pm On Mar 16, 2008
presido1:

Muki this your thread na wa oo.
If you ever try short man, believe me he go wound put for for your original wound tongue tongue tongue.
Dia Mojo na authomatic gear knob. nefa u play with them, unless u wan marra undecided undecided undecided

wait u be shorty tongue

nor wonder grin tongue tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 6:09pm On Mar 16, 2008
I dey talk from experience now undecided undecided undecided
We be agafe now if no no.
Na dia we our tallness go hide. tongue tongue tongue

How we go short two ways, no now Papa God no wicked reach dat levels.
As we short Him take that one compansate us.
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 6:36pm On Mar 16, 2008
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

you nor well grin cheesy grin grin

chei shorty tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2008
I well na shortness dey worry me
Imagine yesterday ppl for club just the compare me with small stout bottle.
I wan kill person b4 the door man intervane tongue tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 6:53pm On Mar 16, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

nor kill me o grin

wetin you go do for club? grin
come u wanted to fight too? shocked shocked
sorry o grin

hahahahahah u nor well grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2008
I go shake bodi 4 club now.
wen i dey dance some tall gyl like u tok say i dey look dia treasure from under
Na e m i come vex, as i vex dem start to call small stout
i come paranoid bad, as i paranoid jump up wan skata bottle for fan but ma hand no reach.
Na e i hate ma sef come vex put again.All ma body last nite na vex sad sad sad sad
Walahi next word i no fit short, instead make i remain for belle till tallness is guaranteed.
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 7:01pm On Mar 16, 2008
see these shorties. . . . wetin una still dey do here? sad
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 7:03pm On Mar 16, 2008
Presido
u nor well grin grin
nor kill me abeg
see as i dey laff like mad woman grin
abeg nor dey go club please tongue
make persin nor think say you be someone's 13 years old chile tongue grin

Sly
evil granchiles are not needed in here o
we like our fingers grin tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 7:13pm On Mar 16, 2008
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Dem tell u say we dey pay for dis one?
Una dey find person we una go jack him credit card. angry angry angry
mukina2:

Presido
u nor well grin grin
nor kill me abeg
see as i dey laff like mad woman grin
abeg nor dey go club please tongue
make persin nor think say you be someone's 13 years old chile tongue grin
Abeg no laff too much make u no go wound ursef were u dey laff.
Mad woman abi Mad Gyl?
Abeg make i go find shortys like me from dia i go by fish for oshodi.
catch u lera hon kiss
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 7:18pm On Mar 16, 2008
presido1:

Dem tell u say we dey pay for this one?
Una dey find person we una go jack him credit card. angry angry angry Abeg no laff too much make u no go wound ursef were u dey laff.
Mad woman abi Mad Gyl?
Abeg make i go find shortys like me from dia i go by fish for oshodi.
catch u lera hon kiss

abeg calm down jo grin grin

oya take time o kiss make persin nor beat you for road grin

see ya later kiss wink
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2008
Wetin that long tree who calls herself Mukina dey do here? angry

Muki, na short people like me fit talk for here, not you. grin

5 story building, insult upon insult; injury upon injury. If you nor wan see wahala, pack your friends comot! cheesy
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 7:26pm On Mar 16, 2008
Sly
evil granchiles are not needed in here o
we like our fingers grin tongue
Thanks. . . . .i dont need to be invited. . . . tongue
So how is ur evil granchile somze doin. . . .i am planning to rip his throat off today!! angry angry angry tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Thanks. . . . .i don't need to be invited. . . . tongue
So how is your evil granchile somze doin. . . .i am planning to rip his throat off today!! angry angry angry tongue

shocked shocked come na Iice first evil granchile be dat o
chei!1 i nor want somze as granchile he is evil like you grin

michelin89:

Wetin that long tree who calls herself Mukina dey do here? angry

Muki, na short people like me fit talk for here, not you. grin

5 story building, insult upon insult; injury upon injury. If you nor wan see wahala, pack your friends comot! cheesy

wetin? grin
so you be shorty too?
are you jealous? grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by Nobody: 7:37pm On Mar 16, 2008
Jealous ke? Of you?

Ahahahahahaha!

Na long trees thunder dey strike first! grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 7:38pm On Mar 16, 2008
shocked shocked come na Iice first evil granchile be that o
chei!1 i nor want somze as granchile he is evil like you grin grin
So do u want me as your Grandc, ? tongue the only problem is that from the moment i step into your house. . . cool
Na different case go dey enter! cheesy u no go sleep or rest again tongue na all your neighbours we be girls i go make sure say i dash pregnancy tongue

The choice is urs. . . . , cool
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 7:41pm On Mar 16, 2008
Michelle shorty tongue
grin " grin"

you dey crase grin

you nor fit go out after hours grin someone go yell "hey child get back in" grin
ok , na why u dey wear heels? grin

@ Sly
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin
please i nor need evil granchiles grin
Iice loves all of you like that
i haf fragile heart grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 7:47pm On Mar 16, 2008
@ Sly
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin
please i nor need evil granchiles grin
Iice loves all of you like that
i haf fragile heart
Don't worry. . . . . .i'll be a good man boy cheesy. . . .
I just cant resist those neighbours of yours. . . . . tongue so fresh!! tongue
Pls na i dey beg! u in the name of Wengay! tongue cheesy
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 7:51pm On Mar 16, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Don't worry. . . . . .i'll be a good man boy cheesy. . . .
I just can't resist those neighbours of yours. . . . . tongue so fresh!! tongue
Please na i dey beg! u in the name of Wengay! tongue cheesy

sorry o come tommorow grin

i nor need evil granchiles grin

i wan peace in my neighbourhood . .this one you dey Iraq sef grin

abeg o , infact ur grandman dey ask for you sef grin go answer her
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 7:56pm On Mar 16, 2008
Hi gianty
Chei, wetin i go eat dis week? since wey i 4 go market
muki come keep me hear, now oshodi don close and mile 2 too far
wetin man pikin go grob this week. Muki inshort na ya house get me dis wk.

Anyways papa God dey. ijebu garry and coconut dey too. grin grin grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 8:02pm On Mar 16, 2008
oya come my house i go gif u food to make u grow taller grin

why u nor go market again?
persin stop you tongue
u suppose wear heels na grin grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 8:03pm On Mar 16, 2008

sorry o come tommorow grin

i nor need evil granchiles grin

i wan peace in my neighbourhood . .this one you dey Iraq sef grin

abeg o , infact your grandman dey ask for you sef grin go answer her
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

*thinking to myself* I know wetin i go do this muki. . . .na some ogijigiji from baba i go put inside her food, her wahala too much. . .

Dont worry Muki. . . i dey go visit one baba for my village and i dey promise u say. . .
when i come back. .u go like me with immediate effect!! tongue. . . . . .instead make we do am easily. . . .u dey prove hard. . tongue
No worry. . .na baba for village go settle this case after i go see am. . . cheesy
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

*thinking to myself* I know wetin i go do this muki. . . .na some ogijigiji from baba i go put inside her food, her wahala too much. . .

Dont worry Muki. . . i dey go visit one baba for my village and i dey promise u say. . .
when i come back. .u go like me with immediate effect!! tongue. . . . . .instead make we do am easily. . . .u dey prove hard. . tongue
No worry. . .na baba for village go settle this case after i go see am. . . cheesy

na back to sender o grin ur juju nor go work lai lai grin

you see wetin i dey talk before all of Iice's granchiles have evil in them grin
abeg push front small grin

unless u repent . promise never to comot fingers and to stay away from my neighbour's girls den i go consider . being grannie . hmm i nor fit jo grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by presido1: 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2008
mukina2:

oya come my house i go gif u food to make u grow taller grin

why u nor go market again?
persin stop you tongue
u suppose wear heels na grin grin
God don butter ma bread,
Hope say u dey cook fufu abi na acid u go feed me? cheesy cheesy
Market don close b4 i go reach, as u dey ready to welucome me dey ready to cook too much oo
cos ma belle lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
anyway make i pack ma cloths put for ghana must go.
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 8:14pm On Mar 16, 2008

na back to sender o grin your juju nor go work lai lai grin

you see wetin i dey talk before all of Iice's granchiles have evil in them grin
abeg push front small grin

unless u repent . promise never to comot fingers and to stay away from my neighbour's girls den i go consider . being grannie . hmm i nor fit jo grin

Ok Ok i promise. . . . . . .but as for your neighbours. . . . . .nanananannananan what!!! shocked so u don't want ur granchile wanna be to get good things? undecided
I beg oo. . . .i cant leave those neighbours alone oo. . . lai lai!!!!!!!!! cheesy

ur next reply must be a positive one otherwise. . . . . . . .na trap wey i dey use to kill those squirrels for farm i go put. . .
in front of your door so that u go step on it make ur toes stattaaaaa!!!. . . angry angry angry angry angry angry tongue cheesy
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 8:18pm On Mar 16, 2008
presido1:

God don butter ma bread,
Hope say u dey cook fufu abi na acid u go feed me? cheesy cheesy
Market don close before i go reach, as u dey ready to welucome me dey ready to cook too much oo
because ma belle lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
anyway make i pack ma cloths put for ghana must go.

as long as you behave yourself tongue
no anti-arsenal talk or na for outside you go sleep grin
nor be acid o
na food to make u grow taller grin



®~^Sly^~®:

Ok Ok i promise. . . . . . .but as for your neighbours. . . . . .nanananannananan what!!! shocked so u don't want your granchile want to be to get good things? undecided
I beg oo. . . .i can't leave those neighbours alone oo. . . lai lai!!!!!!!!! cheesy

your next reply must be a positive one otherwise. . . . . . . .na trap wey i dey use to kill those squirrels for farm i go put. . .
in front of your door so that u go step on it make your toes stattaaaaa!!!. . . angry angry angry angry angry angry tongue cheesy

shocked shocked shocked abeg go to iice na cry cry this one u want to make my toes comot grin
i am not old enuff to be a grannie yet na grin
i am just 15 tongue grin
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by TheSly: 8:22pm On Mar 16, 2008

shocked shocked shocked abeg go to iice na cry cry this one u want to make my toes comot grin
i am not old enough to be a grannie yet na grin
i am just 15 tongue grin

I dont care!!. . . . . . . . ok be my e-sister then cool
But there are harsh consequences. . . . . .me i dey beat my sisters ooo if dem mess up with me. . tongue

The choice is urs. . . . . . .C'mon why r u this hard!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by mukina2: 8:27pm On Mar 16, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

I don't care!!. . . . . . . . ok be my e-sister then cool
But there are harsh consequences. . . . . .me i dey beat my sisters ooo if them mess up with me. . tongue

The choice is urs. . . . . . .C'mon why r u this hard!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry tongue

chei!!! grin cry change some of those angry faces na tongue u dey scare me tongue grin

u nor fit beat me o . i get black belt , orange, blue infact all the colours you can think of cool

i go beat u die if u mistake grin

oya change those faces na tongue
Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 16, 2008
Mukina, shebi you hear say short people get hot temper?

Nor provoke me oooooo!

By they way, crase na my name! grin

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