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An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 12:41pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy environment. An air you cant brook...it usually takes a moment to recognize the devastatingly unpleasant wind... They come from gas in mixture of foods especially sulphur-rich foods like egg, meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg and meat are really bad for making stinky fart. The sound is usually caused by vibrations of the a-nal opening and also depends on the tightness of the muscles of your anus. Okay...i know it can be embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it can be hysterically funny and very entertaining. Immediately after the act, when a feeling of paranoia washes over you,there are strategies to employ-acting oblivious and innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly moving your chair so that people around you would think they misheard the fart [s]na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before[/s] or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and issue a challenge to others to outdo that one if they think they can.. You can blast them out loudly and boast of them proudly. One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart. Its a big mistake to say that farting is not ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy their own fart.. So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes. 34 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Splendblex(f): 2:21pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Chai! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by BukkyDan(f): 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2013 |
Chai! Ogini di? A high five for you jor! 1 Like |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by obowunmi(m): 12:17am On Feb 19, 2013 |
I almost died reading this.... ahahaha! that's my baby for you, she has so much talent. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 9:45pm On Feb 19, 2013 |
^^ |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Doyensky: 11:07am On Feb 20, 2013 |
ah, make we dey fart dey go, its a sign dat we r in gud health, i wonder why pple jst act as if farting is an abomination, me no send, i can release d bomb anywer. 1 Like |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by BukkyDan(f): 7:00pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Doyensky: ah, make we dey fart dey go, me no send, i can release d bomb anywer. seriously? So you can release one now? #hides under her bed# |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Ademab(m): 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
We have loud fart, medium fart and the silent fart... Dangerous.... (Silencer) I didn't do it, RAJU? 2 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by mysticgal(f): 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
No be say i no the mess,but i dey respect myself when it comes to this matter. 2 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by glimpse(f): 6:54pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
*Farts on the thread* 5 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by iamswizz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:00pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
obowunmi: that's my baby for you, she has so much talent.Not her write-up, it's a copy and paste work. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by MrUzo: 7:01pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Let's take pools Like if you think boys fart frequently than girl 3 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by azpekuliar: 7:01pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Oyinbos don't fart..... |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
glimpse: *Farts on the thread*Thatz unladylike and naaaaasssstyyyyy! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Tascocent(m): 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
suffocates the mosquitoes......how tru us dis. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by MrUzo: 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Like if you think girl fart frequently than boys 11 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by nikkyshyne(f): 7:03pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Razz people. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by alaladakosta(f): 7:03pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
i once trow a big one on my way to america,i have to excuse myself after polluting the air,i can see the weird look on the indian man sitted beside me.i no send. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by creativemusic: 7:04pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Wtf? I almost choked while laughing |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by yuzedo: 7:10pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by dedons: 7:11pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Na so my gf fart 4 my papa presence 2 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Shugamania(f): 7:11pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
And the heavenly feeling of freedom that comes after one is released..U sure wont get that anywhere else. 3 Likes |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:12pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
*farts onto the cup of my palm, and presses it into the nose of the op.* |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:13pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
. Una jus dey say fart__una dey Bleep up jor. . -na MESS no be fart! Dis censor machine don start again abi? Na _fuckup_ i talk no be bleep up_ |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Tascocent(m): 7:15pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
dedons: Na so my gf fart 4 my papa presenceshe must b a learner |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FKO1(m): 7:15pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
....And this made front page ! 1 Like |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by omiobo: 7:16pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
*Cover my nose* who fart on this thread? |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by shalomtemmy(f): 7:21pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
habah....na u try pass |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:23pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Eating locust bean mixed with 4 fried eggs, meat & 3days beans. I must do the 'fart of life' tonight. slimyem:BREAKING NEWS! slimyem's fart can suffocate mosquitoes. #I m inviting her to my room tonight for a tough job. 1 Like |
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