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Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 6:53pm On Feb 18, 2013
A BROTHERLY SLAUGHTER
You know itz β̣een long two nairaland ninjaz slaughter emselves apart from the tourneys and adventure..
Well, two of nairaland respected ninjaz have decided to take it upon themselves to bring the official call-out section back to life..
Ladies and gentle, we can recall murphy rose to fame after whooping the vet sleakid..
We can't deny the fact that mistaswag is ill seeing his couples of freestyle at ffr and the pidgin english cypher..
But between this two ninjaz, whu will come out alive?
Ladies and gentlemen i present to you MURPHYsmallz VS MISTAswag

RULES
-no bitinq
-no recyclinq
-no floodinq, bbitchinq
-no fiqhtinq
-judges verd is final
-no questioninq of judges
-no swayin.. As in don't quote anybody's verse..
Wait until judges have dropped their verdict before you quote, comment and highlite any line or verse.. VERY IMPORTANT
-no chitchat
-8BARS/16LINES
.
deadline: tuesday 19th 4p.m

CRITERIAZ
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 1point
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 1point
5-MULTIEz 1point
6-CREATIVITY 1point
7-VOCAB 1point
8-NAMEPLAY 1point
9-PERSONALS 2points wit linkz
10-OPENER 1point
11-CLOSER 1point


JUDGES
-DEADSCROLLZ
-KHIMWHTE
-OJOAWO
Post verdicts with points

REAL-SWORDS
SPILL BLOOD
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 7:00pm On Feb 18, 2013
Checkkkkkzzzzzz
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by Mynd44: 7:14pm On Feb 18, 2013
I have my eyes on this
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 7:18pm On Feb 18, 2013
Sleak no personals joor! I no fit dey search around
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by DeadScrollzz: 7:20pm On Feb 18, 2013
Lol,oya kill urself o...am alwas here to judge u...Sleakid I see u!
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 7:49pm On Feb 18, 2013
Persona is now a valued criteria..
it cnt β̣e removed from battles.. Beside it brinqs more fun in battles..
Sorry bt try
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 9:17pm On Feb 18, 2013
Mehn! Make I even dwop ma verse 2nyt sef! Typin---
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 6:27am On Feb 19, 2013
CHECKED! grin

sleak ah siqht yhu!

MYND uno wetin ah lik abt u?.. uno dey cari last in bookinq seat for ba2 thread! so i siqht u too! grin

ma verse uppinq...
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by Rapmaestro(m): 6:55am On Feb 19, 2013
Oya brinq it on
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 7:45am On Feb 19, 2013
Rap maestro: Oya brinq it on

grin
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 7:55am On Feb 19, 2013
Deadline's today.. Hope yhu quys know
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 8:02am On Feb 19, 2013
sleakid: Deadline's today.. Hope yhu quys know

yup sleak.. ma verse ready, so i'll be dropinq soon
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by increda(m): 8:33am On Feb 19, 2013
I qat my eyes on diz
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 9:11am On Feb 19, 2013
Ill bring more shots to gve this "LAME-SWEATER" some "EXIT-H0LE", cuz he couldn't rain/reign wit hot "blows" even if was "MAY-WEaTHER" in "MEXICO" /mayweather

"44" aint a dickryder code so y tryna FAG_MIND( https://www.nairaland.com/1163943/tag-team-championship/17#14114607. )
Ull fink I was an IRAQ terrorist inductee the way I TAG_MINEz

Mistaswag almost inducted bayski thank God he was FAST_TO_RUN/(https://www.nairaland.com/1142456/e-iceberg-vs-deadscrollz-brutal-battle/1#13578827)//and y namin ur self mistaswag? When ur SWAG_IS_SON//


I wonda how you can set this thread straight wen U̶̲̥̅̊ just a "DUDE-WITH-BROKEN-SKILL"
Ma whole_glock_pounds and flow_drops_clowns,mistaswag won't blow hot sounds even with his "FLUTES-IN-OVEN-GRILLz"

Am to original for "FOES_TO_COPY"// and U̶̲̥̅̊ must have written from a sewage if U̶̲̥̅̊ ever expected ur "FLOW_TO_PURGE_ME"//~photocopy
The way I 'open_fire' ull think this threas was some CAMPFIRE_STRuCTURES//
And U̶̲̥̅̊ bite so much,its obvious its from ur lineage this VAMPIRES_COMEFROM//


Deliverin akpors messages!
Stupid mailsman wit a BITCH-FACE(https://www.nairaland.com/1163943/tag-team-championship/17#14114607)
Claimin he suck bitches but not known how a CLIT-TASTE//
Nigga like nicki minaj in LAWMA he iz such a BIG_WAIST/waste

I see GLISTNED_VISION_CLEARLY// this pussy lacks the faith to ride out like CHRISTIAN_MISSIONARIES//
U̶̲̥̅̊ shoulg go home and ASSIST_IN_D_CHORES//and AGREE_WITH_D_BOSS/tha U̶̲̥̅̊ must b a pediatrain of U̶̲̥̅̊ ever serve APPEAL_IN_D_COURT(ah pill in d cot)

So "LISTEN-POOP" / if U̶̲̥̅̊ claim to b some 'fedaweight' champ ill dump U̶̲̥̅̊ in "CHICKEN-SOUP"//
Lemme "SPARK-OFF-MA-JINX" mistaswag would only drool flows from his mouth when he drinks a "GLASS-OF-MA-PISS"

Ill catch this "SHE-MALE-UNAWARE" // if he "linger he" gets cutt of like some "FEMALE-UNDERWEAR" //~lingerie
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by khimwhyte(f): 9:11am On Feb 19, 2013
I gat my eyes on this.. Am free all day
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 10:07am On Feb 19, 2013
hehehe grin
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by Rapmaestro(m): 10:34am On Feb 19, 2013
mistaswag: hehehe grin
wetin dy make dis quy open teeth o?
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 11:17am On Feb 19, 2013
am like-a-bleachinq-cream, and diz niqquh hz abt to try me, so watch the way i'll liqht him|
am not-a-bbitch-like-khim| so u aint ffuckinq wit me.. so no homo tinx, cuz i no dey act blue film||

u jz stirred up anqer deep inside ma body.. enouqh to spark-a-fuse|
..and ma punches ha ffuckinq accurate.. they'll probably mark-a-bruise||

ah quess ma linez hz a spammer.. cuz i kip-"askinq-more-fee"|-(axe in Murphy)
mehn, i dey vex die! so like yah siqnature sayz.. i'll be quick-to-'PA'_Murphy!||-(PA means kill in yoruba lanquaqe)

see every punches ah throw paint diz niqquh red.. like am usinq "text format" on 'MS'-"word"|-(test for math)-word(world){MS is Murphy-smallz)
u'll all tink ma favourite color hz red.. wen i start spillinq diz fat-nerd-blood||

smh! u probably cnt read well if u tink u ill|
..tho i aint John tha baptist, buh i'ma hold yah head under water.. like u qettinq yah "sick healed"||-(seek healed)

u stupid, buh ah qet mental-n-seizures, now u shook-as-sshit,passed out, 'left on yah desk'.. like pencil-n-teachers|
..life's-a-beach, 'wave' qudbye, so lonq-u-bitch.. now nobody smillinq like bad dental-procedures| lol

listen fatty, ma linez always on point,. like MYND, always the first-in-bookinq-seat|..cuz u qot biq "cheeks" dosnt mean u'll drop biq hit| ..cuz u aint punchinq it.. all u does-is-pokinq-sshit||-chicks

I'ma cross u like Jesus, diz Bible bitch felt-sum-trust-in-a-fwend, now watch his blood-boil and skin-swell,.. see-me-crush-him-in-ten|.. he qot the first seat in hell-and-there's-a-rush-to-attend.

one

keys:
i call him fatty cuz d quy fat die! sotay dem use ham as topic for 2qo qroup chat!
check all his fb pix here
http://m.facebook.com/moshodbello?v=photos&cps&album=a.116301261791363.29309.100002344695947&refid=17

abt his biq cheeks in ma seventh bar.. checkout diz pix, u qo fear cheeks
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=148476245240531&id=100002344695947&set=a.116301261791363.29309.100002344695947&refid=17

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Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2013
Pls if U̶̲̥̅̊ no dig ny line tell me pls! Both judges n specks
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 11:32am On Feb 19, 2013
mayb u should copy d link and paste it in ur qoto.. so u can see view d pix since it not clickable
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 11:35am On Feb 19, 2013
Mistaswag, edit ya links.. Use www.facebook.com bla bla bla instead of m.facebook.com bla bla so we can click on the links
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 11:44am On Feb 19, 2013
Mehn! Dat was back na jss1 to 3! God know I ain fat now
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 12:01pm On Feb 19, 2013
lwkmd ..see personalz ...*takes his seat at tha back*
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 12:23pm On Feb 19, 2013
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
lwkmd ..see personalz ...*takes his seat at tha back*
lolz notin sweet pass personals

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Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by khimwhyte(f): 12:59pm On Feb 19, 2013
murphysmallz: Ill bring more shots to gve this "LAME-SWEATER" some "EXIT-H0LE", cuz he couldn't rain/reign wit hot "blows" even if was "MAY-WEaTHER" in "MEXICO" /mayweather

"44" aint a dickryder code so y tryna FAG_MIND( https://www.nairaland.com/1163943/tag-team-championship/17#14114607. )
Ull fink I was an IRAQ terrorist inductee the way I TAG_MINEz

Mistaswag almost inducted bayski thank God he was FAST_TO_RUN/(https://www.nairaland.com/1142456/e-iceberg-vs-deadscrollz-brutal-battle/1#13578827)//and y namin ur self mistaswag? When ur SWAG_IS_SON//


I wonda how you can set this thread straight wen U̶̲̥̅̊ just a "DUDE-WITH-BROKEN-SKILL"
Ma whole_glock_pounds and flow_drops_clowns,mistaswag won't blow hot sounds even with his "FLUTES-IN-OVEN-GRILLz"

Am to original for "FOES_TO_COPY"// and U̶̲̥̅̊ must have written from a sewage if U̶̲̥̅̊ ever expected ur "FLOW_TO_PURGE_ME"//~photocopy
The way I 'open_fire' ull think this threas was some CAMPFIRE_STRuCTURES//
And U̶̲̥̅̊ bite so much,its obvious its from ur lineage this VAMPIRES_COMEFROM//


Deliverin akpors messages!
Stupid mailsman wit a BITCH-FACE(https://www.nairaland.com/1163943/tag-team-championship/17#14114607)
Claimin he suck bitches but not known how a CLIT-TASTE//
Nigga like nicki minaj in LAWMA he iz such a BIG_WAIST/waste

I see GLISTNED_VISION_CLEARLY// this pussy lacks the faith to ride out like CHRISTIAN_MISSIONARIES//
U̶̲̥̅̊ shoulg go home and ASSIST_IN_D_CHORES//and AGREE_WITH_D_BOSS/tha U̶̲̥̅̊ must b a pediatrain of U̶̲̥̅̊ ever serve APPEAL_IN_D_COURT(ah pill in d cot)

So "LISTEN-POOP" / if U̶̲̥̅̊ claim to b some 'fedaweight' champ ill dump U̶̲̥̅̊ in "CHICKEN-SOUP"//
Lemme "SPARK-OFF-MA-JINX" mistaswag would only drool flows from his mouth when he drinks a "GLASS-OF-MA-PISS"

Ill catch this "SHE-MALE-UNAWARE" // if he "linger he" gets cutt of like some "FEMALE-UNDERWEAR" //~lingerie

VS

mistaswag: am like-a-bleachinq-cream, and diz niqquh hz abt to try me, so watch the way i'll liqht him|
am not-a-bbitch-like-khim| so u aint ffuckinq wit me.. so no homo tinx, cuz i no dey act blue film||

u jz stirred up anqer deep inside ma body.. enouqh to spark-a-fuse|
..and ma punches ha ffuckinq accurate.. they'll probably mark-a-bruise||

ah quess ma linez hz a spammer.. cuz i kip-"askinq-more-fee"|-(axe in Murphy)
mehn, i dey vex die! so like yah siqnature sayz.. i'll be quick-to-'PA'_Murphy!||-(PA means kill in yoruba lanquaqe)

see every punches ah throw paint diz niqquh red.. like am usinq "text format" on 'MS'-"word"|-(test for math)-word(world){MS is Murphy-smallz)
u'll all tink ma favourite color hz red.. wen i start spillinq diz fat-nerd-blood||

smh! u probably cnt read well if u tink u ill|
..tho i aint John tha baptist, buh i'ma hold yah head under water.. like u qettinq yah "sick healed"||-(seek healed)

u stupid, buh ah qet mental-n-seizures, now u shook-as-sshit,passed out, 'left on yah desk'.. like pencil-n-teachers|
..life's-a-beach, 'wave' qudbye, so lonq-u-bitch.. now nobody smillinq like bad dental-procedures| lol

listen fatty, ma linez always on point,. like MYND, always the first-in-bookinq-seat|..cuz u qot biq "cheeks" dosnt mean u'll drop biq hit| ..cuz u aint punchinq it.. all u does-is-pokinq-sshit||-chicks

I'ma cross u like Jesus, diz Bible bitch felt-sum-trust-in-a-fwend, now watch his blood-boil and skin-swell,.. see-me-crush-him-in-ten|.. he qot the first seat in hell-and-there's-a-rush-to-attend.

one

keys:
i call him fatty cuz d quy fat die! sotay dem use ham as topic for 2qo qroup chat!
check all his fb pix here
www.facebook.com/moshodbello?v=photos&cps&album=a.116301261791363.29309.100002344695947&refid=17

abt his biq cheeks in ma seventh bar.. checkout diz pix, u qo fear cheeks
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=148476245240531&id=100002344695947&set=a.116301261791363.29309.100002344695947&refid=17

VERDICT UPPING
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by khimwhyte(f): 1:13pm On Feb 19, 2013
KHIMKILLER'z VERDICT
1-FLOW 1point -- MISTASWAG
2-METAPHORz 1point -- MURPHY
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points -- TIE
4WORDPLAY 1point -- MURPHY duh few were forced
5-MULTIEz 1point -- MURPHY
6-CREATIVITY 1point -- MISTASWAG
7-VOCAB 1point -- MURPHY
8-NAMEPLAY 1point -- MISTASWAG (MS word didit for u.. Microsoft-word.. I digg)
9-PERSONALS 2points wit linkz -- MISTASWAG.. Felt him more
10-OPENER 1point -- MURPHY
11-CLOSER 1point -- MISTASWG
MISTASWAG -- 6
MURPHY -- 5
Mvgt -- MISTASWAG
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2013
murphysmallz: Mehn! Dat was back na jss1 to 3! God know I ain fat now

grin lol
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by murphysmallz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 19, 2013
coolLol
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 1:47pm On Feb 19, 2013
khimwhyte: KHIMKILLER'z VERDICT
1-FLOW 1point -- MISTASWAG
2-METAPHORz 1point -- MURPHY
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points -- TIE
4WORDPLAY 1point -- MURPHY duh few were forced
5-MULTIEz 1point -- MURPHY
6-CREATIVITY 1point -- MISTASWAG
7-VOCAB 1point -- MURPHY
8-NAMEPLAY 1point -- MISTASWAG ([b]MS word didit for u.. Microsoft-word.. I dig[/b]g)
9-PERSONALS 2points wit linkz -- MISTASWAG.. Felt him more
10-OPENER 1point -- MURPHY
11-CLOSER 1point -- MISTASWG
MISTASWAG -- 6
MURPHY -- 5
Mvgt -- MISTASWAG

tanx.. nice verdict
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by mistaswag(m): 6:38pm On Feb 19, 2013
DeadScrollzz: Lol,oya kill urself o...am alwas here to judge u...Sleakid I see u!

were u ccum dey now?
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by sleakid(m): 6:46pm On Feb 19, 2013
Lolz
Re: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by Mynd44: 7:00pm On Feb 19, 2013
I will need more pop-corn

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