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Real Job by oscarwodo(m): 9:10pm On May 03, 2006
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business.

After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
Re: Real Job by diddy4(m): 2:27am On May 04, 2006
;d ;d
Re: Real Job by dm(m): 8:50am On May 04, 2006
Come on man,


Seen this post like 5 times already angry
Re: Real Job by micklplus(m): 3:50pm On May 05, 2006
yeah but mine is 55 times grin
Cheers cheesy
Re: Real Job by lilred(f): 4:02pm On May 05, 2006
nice one, what goes raound sure comes around
Re: Real Job by spikelord(m): 11:42pm On May 05, 2006
Read this before!!!
Re: Real Job by Oracle(m): 5:28am On Aug 29, 2006
lilred:

nice one, what goes raound sure comes around
thatz right

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