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Inebriated State by oscarwodo(m): 10:15pm On May 03, 2006 |
Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out and always coming home in a drunken state. But Merle just continued his nightly routine. One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened and said, "Why don't you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then he might change his ways." The wife thought that this might be a good idea. That night, Merle took off again after dinner. And at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Merle in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Merle down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to Merle, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed now, don't you think?" At that, in his inebriated state he replied, "I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!" |
Re: Inebriated State by vichel(m): 10:52pm On May 03, 2006 |
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Re: Inebriated State by diddy4(m): 2:23am On May 04, 2006 |
oh sh*t, he is so dead. damn, it aint good to get drunk and crunk all night leaving your brain in your mug. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Inebriated State by senisho(m): 3:29am On May 04, 2006 |
WTF ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Inebriated State by dm(m): 8:36am On May 04, 2006 |
That's It ![]() He's so dead. Whispering. |
Re: Inebriated State by micklplus(m): 4:00pm On May 05, 2006 |
Haba ! his brains is really in the mug |
Re: Inebriated State by spikelord(m): 11:03pm On May 05, 2006 |
Damn it, i guess the wife would give him a second chance |
Re: Inebriated State by jayemkay(f): 10:08pm On May 06, 2006 |
he is soooooooo dead, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Inebriated State by Ddii(f): 8:59am On May 10, 2006 |
poor woman ! |
Re: Inebriated State by Z4M4eva(f): 10:46am On May 10, 2006 |
l.o.l ![]() ![]() |
Re: Inebriated State by Oracle(m): 5:49am On Aug 28, 2006 |
Holy Molly the devil is a liar |
Re: Inebriated State by iice(f): 4:23am On Aug 29, 2006 |
Funny ish ![]() |
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