Sometimes,I wonder how people go about biting themselves. I can't allow my tongue n teeth touch any part of my body cos of germs n dirts flying everywhere,not to talk of someone else's body. When it's not that I'm kissing? Smh. On the other hand,are people actually turning into cannibals/vampires? Too many crazy stories...

binger: Does that make you a better person than the 'beast'?

na u wan bite joystick na so am kind of pityin for the guy so I wud take his place cuz I knw u wud be gentle

Wonder what relationships are turning into these days!! Na wa ooo!

Relationships have become a form of sport! WWF, battle of the sexes

Sniffa: Tit for tat.so because i dont want to be a beast i shd go about with no ears while he walks about feeling whole?then i prefer been called a beast too.

So many indigenes of Aluu on this forum

Why e be say na valentine's day bad thing dey happen like this.

The dress code of that day sef no make me like am

RED WHITE
§ & §
evil ghost

Yoruba_Omoge: What makes you go about chopping another human being like meat?

Are you possessed ni?

Ileke ,I'm still hospitalized by the e-beating you gave to me yesterday.....you better come and pay the hospital bill oh

huni_naija: Wonder what relationships are turning into these days!! Na wa ooo!

Relationships have become a form of sport! WWF, battle of the sexes

You know add extreme sport?

colombiana: na u wan bite joystick na so am kind of pityin for the guy so I wud take his place cuz I knw u wud be gentle

pardon...i don't get your point oh

Sniffa: Why even take this to a court when u can bite off his joystick in return.

pls sniffa am still waitin oooo I really want to atone for the guys crime. Pls help the girl get vengeance.

binger: pardon...i don't get your point oh

sorry it was meant for sniffa who wants to decapitate joystick

colombiana: sorry it was meant for sniffa who wants to decapitate joystick

lol. Okay,i get u now.

Truckpusher: Ileke ,I'm still hospitalized by the e-beating you gave to me yesterday.....you better come and pay the hospital bill oh

Oya, I apologize, pele.
You sef, your own is too much sha

She for bite him balls comot.

All these mad men sef.

Girl's should please study the kinda men they roll with for heaven's sakes, this type would literally chew her raw if he caught her cheating, biting someone's ears off just cos she didn't give you satisfactory answer.

Whatever happened to leaving someone if you ain't comfortable in the relationship no more? Na wa o.

Yoruba_Omoge:

Oya, I apologize, pele.
You sef, your own is too much sha

sorry too but, if i dey comot for line abeg call me to order

freecocoa: All these mad men sef.

Girl's should please study the kinda men they roll with for heaven's sakes, this type would literally chew her raw if he caught her cheating, biting someone's ears off just cos she didn't give you satisfactory answer.

Whatever happened to leaving someone if you ain't comfortable in the relationship no more? Na wa o.

No be only mad men oh we get mad women too.

Imagine catching your girl friend pants down cheating on you ,you walked away she came begging ....but, you refused to accept her back and categorically let her know that it's all over between you guys....this same girl goes out buy herself one full bottle of red label and finished two third of that drink in your house and passed out....wanting to commit suicide in your house

WHAT NAME WILL YOU CALL THIS KIND OF GIRL?

Love nwantintin.

Truckpusher: No be only mad men oh we get mad women too.

Imagine catching your girl friend pants down cheating on you ,you walked away she came begging ....but, you refused to accept her back and categorically let her know that it's all over between you guys....this same girl goes out buy herself one full bottle of red label and finished two third of that drink in your house and passed out....wanting to commit suicide in your house

WHAT NAME WILL YOU CALL THIS KIND OF GIRL?

She clearly is insane and unstable.

Its best everyone be careful of whom they choose to date.

P.S you shouldn't give her the time to sit down drinking red or black label in your house after telling her its over, whatever happens to her is partially your fault.

Policewoman: She for bite him balls comot.

Coming from a police woman...smdh

Truckpusher: Coming from a police woman...smdh

LOL. Im just kidding o!

Foolish people. Mschwwwwwwwwww

colombiana: sorry it was meant for sniffa who wants to decapitate joystick

pls o what is JoYSTİCK?

14th feb 2013 seems to be doomsday cos many crazy things happened(Pistorius, Goldie, ear and tongue bitten etc). na wa o

Hahahha permanent mark for her clit restlessness.

BANGA SOUP: pls o what is JoYSTİCK?

its dat stuff dat ur fada used in penetratin ur mum and created u

BANGA SOUP: pls o what is JoYSTİCK?

or let me help u in normal english. Its the natural stick ur fada uses in givin ur mum temporary joy

la furia:

they learnt the animalism too from the white https://www.nairaland.com/1200624/woman-bites-off-boyfriends-tongue-valentines/1#14390059

I know a lot of you are basically illiterate, even though your written words are generally understandable (even if just barely, most times), so I'll take my time to explain what I meant with just 2 questions:

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD AMERICANS/EUROPEANS CELEBRATING THE NEW YAM/NEW MOON FESTIVAL?

NOW, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD OF A AMERICAN/EUROPEAN LOVER BITING OFF HIS WOMAN'S EARS JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS LATE IN ARRIVING AT HIS HOME TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YAM FESTIVAL WITH HIM?


Ok, then.

kingoflag: Once again, the African proves his animalism by fighting and maiming (to kill) over the white-man's belief.

Couple of month's back the man that was shot by police in the act of eating a living man's face in broad day light in the USA and the lady on val's day that bit off her boyfriend's tongue are not africans are they? so it's not an african thing, i think.

kooto:
Couple of month's back the man that was shot by police in the act of eating a living man's face in broad day light in the USA and the lady on val's day that bit off her boyfriend's tongue are not africans are they? so it's not an african thing, i think.

Bro, can u read? Ok, I know u can, but you obviously can't comprehend. I know ur fingers are itching to type up a reply, but could you please go back up and re-read what I wrote. I cant keep explaining the same thing over and over again.

Truckpusher: A 25-year-old tiler, Ebenezer Makati, who allegedly bit off part of his girlfriend’s two ears, following a lover's spat, on Tuesday appeared before a Tinubu Magistrates’ Court in Lagos.

Makati, who lives on Marwa Street, Elf Bus Stop, Lekki, is facing a two-count charge of unlawful assault and infliction of grievous bodily harm on his girlfriend, Peace Tunde.

The prosecutor, Sgt. Daniel Ighodalo, told the court that the accused committed the offence on Feb. 16 at the Goshen Estate in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos at 11:00 p.m.

He said that the lovers fought following the absence of Tunde at the residence of the accused on Valentine’s Day.

According to him, the couple had been in a relationship since 2010.

Ighodalo said that accused went to Tunde’s house to confront her over her absence at his place on Valentine’s Day and to inquire who the man was that picked her phone when he called.

``When he did not get the desired response from her, Makati, who claimed to be under the influence of alcohol and drugs at the time, beat her up and bit off parts of her ears,” Ighodalo said.

He added that the offences contravened Sections 171 and 243 of the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State, 2011.

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges.

The magistrate, Mrs O. M. Ajayi, granted Mataki bail in the sum of N100, 000 with two sureties in like sum and adjourned the case to March, 6. (NAN)

http://www.leadership.ng/nga/articles/48115/2013/02/19/valentine_spat_man_bites_part_lovers_ears.html

way de ear na make i chop..lol

Yoruba