Akpos died and went to
Heaven. As he
stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, 'Why all the clocks?' St. Peter answered, Those are
Lie-
Clocks. Everyone who has ever
been
on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every
time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is
that?' 'That's Mother Teresas', replied
St.Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she
never told a
lie.'
'Incredible', said akpos. 'And whose
clock is that one? St. Peter responded, 'That's
Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that
Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's our politician's clock?'
asked
akpos. St Peter replied, they r in the
office.
We're using them as ceiling
fans.'