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9 Types Of Girlfriends by ottentick(m): 9:23am On Mar 18, 2008
1   Ms. Nice Gal :-                                                       
"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a girl, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

 
2Old Yeller :-
"You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.

 
3Sickly :-
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.

 
4The Bosser :-
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

 
5Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied :-
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.

 
6Wild Woman out of Control :-
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.

 
7Huffy :-
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.

 
8Woman from Mars :-
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.

 
9Ms. Dreamgirl :-
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous.
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
BABES CHOOSE THE CATEKORY U BELONG TO
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by adekennis(m): 9:27am On Mar 18, 2008
:p
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by iice(f): 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2008
Not on that list. . .not on any list grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Busta(f): 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2008
chai . , women don suffer oh lipsrsealed undecided
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by adeboo(f): 5:17pm On Mar 18, 2008
Dream girl for sure now. grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by sosky4real: 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2008
not on your list.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Scopium: 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2008
adeboo:

Dream girl for sure now. grin grin

[size=13pt]Keep on dreaming[/size]
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ifyalways(f): 8:07pm On Mar 18, 2008
. . .wonderful grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2008
I am No.8 'Woman from mars' grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by TOYOSI20(f): 9:46pm On Mar 18, 2008
Don't think I fit in anywhere on ur list cool
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by samyyoung1(m): 10:40pm On Mar 18, 2008
i love your composition, what about guys, am waiting to c that 2 cool cool cool cool
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 18, 2008
na wa o. . . back in the olden days, GFs were just GFs. . .now they've classified the meaning of GFs. . .next will be WIFE embarassed
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 12:04am On Mar 19, 2008
no.6 for me
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:15am On Mar 19, 2008
I like the disadvantage of No. 9 tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by tngtech(m): 9:39am On Mar 19, 2008
@poster

which is yours among the 9.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by efuah(f): 9:52am On Mar 19, 2008
I dnt fall anywia. . . i am me.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ottentick(m): 3:45pm On Mar 22, 2008
Dat be no9
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ruudgal: 5:09pm On Mar 22, 2008
am all 9, so wot ?

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