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Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Morgan1092(m): 5:56am On Feb 26, 2013
Nigeria is currently embroiled in a diplomatic stand-off with Brazil over an incidence that occurred at the University of Lagos . Female students from Brazil who are partof a one year exchange programme at the university, refused to stay in the hostel accommodations provided for them on campus even after school authorities provided generating sets for the rooms, installed air-conditioner units, andequipped the rooms with water purifiers, DSTV, internet access and working telephone lines.
The foreign students turned down the rooms and asked instead for accommodation in any of the reputable five star Hotels in Lagos. The Nigerian programme coordinator refused, telling them that their Nigerian counterparts in Brazil had settled down into the student accommodations provided for them in Brazil so there was no reason the Brazilians shouldn't stay in Moremi Hall in Unilag. Unbeknown to authorities, the foreign students contacted their Embassy claiming that they were in fear for their lives and this led to Interpol agents being called in to 'rescue' the Brazilians from Unilag.
This has now resulted in a tense exchange of words between officials of the two countries but the Brazilians are unrelenting in their decision to remove their citizens from University of Lagos and from the exchange programme. Speaking from the Brazilian embassy in Lagos, one ofthe rescued girls explained why she and her fellow exchange students were afraid for their lives. According to her, during their induction, when they first arrived in Unilag, they noticed that a lot of Nigerian girls had Brazilian hair on their heads.
This did not alarm them and they even found it amusing when they learnt that women were willing topay as much as $2000 for the hairof their compatriots.
What gave them concern however, was when they learnt that Nigerians are fond of using black magic to remove such intimate body parts as sex organsfrom their fellow Nigerians - for the sake of money. And to make matters worse, when they startedmixing with their hosts, they noticed that more than a few Nigerian female students demonstrated 'more than casual' interest in their hair. At this point they really became afraid.
They reasoned that if Nigerians can steal each other’s sex organs and if Brazilian hair is an expensive and highly sort after commodity, then sleeping in a Nigerian female hostel can only beasking for trouble. As of the time of going to press, efforts were being made by school authorities to allay the fears of the Brazilian students and to avert what could become a major international incidence.
Measures being considered by theUniversity VC include banning the fixing of human hair or asking residents of Moremi Hall to sign an undertaking that they will not employ any tactics, physical or spiritual, to harvest the hairs of their Brazilian guests.
http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/headline/253279-brazilian-exchange-students-in-nigeria-refuse-to-sleep-in-unilag-female-hostel.html
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Mynd44: 6:02am On Feb 26, 2013
In all my days on NL. I have not seen something so silly

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Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Morgan1092(m): 6:08am On Feb 26, 2013
Mynd_44: In all my days on NL. I have not seen something so silly
So wht is it dat u hav seen?
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Mynd44: 6:17am On Feb 26, 2013
Morgan1092: So wht is it dat u hav seen?
That Interpol was called to rescue them.....

Still laughing at the lack of sense behind that
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by kettykings: 6:35am On Feb 26, 2013
And to make matters worse, when they startedmixing with their hosts, they noticed that more than a few Nigerian female students demonstrated 'more than casual' interest in their hair. At this point they really became afraid.
They reasoned that if Nigerians can steal each other’s sex organs and if Brazilian hair is an expensive and highly sort after commodity, then sleeping in a Nigerian female hostel can only beasking for trouble

Nigerian Girls and their stupid longer throats from black berry to Brazilian hair , now the foreign students can no longer stay with Nigerian students,i hope the Nigerian students who went to brazil will not bring disgrace to those who have been forced to co habit with animals in the name of one Nigeria
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by sweettease(f): 7:00am On Feb 26, 2013
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Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Lilnikee(m): 7:03am On Feb 26, 2013
See their mouth like 5 star hotel!
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Nobody: 7:12am On Feb 26, 2013
Mynd_44:
That Interpol was called to rescue them.....

Still laughing at the lack of sense behind that

Lol @ calling interpol.
I guess the unkempt female hostel was too gross for them.
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by bedford101(m): 7:36am On Feb 26, 2013
them de fear, before they will wake up one morning and found bolo-lo scraped all their hair off, desperate 9ja girls and brazilian hair mtew
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Morgan1092(m): 7:38am On Feb 26, 2013
CFCfan:

Lol @ calling interpol.
I guess the unkempt female hostel was too gross for them.
Wht do u mean by unkept? Wen d clean up d hostel, even instal AC, internet facilities, telephone lines n DSTV 4dem. Wht more do d nid. Mtchewwww
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by iamswizz(m): 8:21am On Feb 26, 2013
End times
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by dominique(f): 8:50am On Feb 26, 2013
What rubbish, they force them to come here? Which yeye five star hotel do they want? Is that how the Nigerian exchange students are geting fivestar treatment overthere? What's the purpose of the exchange program if they're living exclusively and out of the university environment. They must have heard how naija people go out of their way to please the whites. Abeg they should pack their loads and go back to their safe, crime free, drugfree country. Nonsenses and rubbishness tsheew angry.
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by kavey10(m): 1:08pm On Feb 26, 2013
It's funny to know you guyz don't know a fake and exaggerated news when you see one. Hilarious though.
Re: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Emmajide(f): 7:46pm On Feb 26, 2013
nonsense....like they don't have jazz in brazil too

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