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Promising Øf Marriage by ajigidi: 2:58pm On Feb 27, 2013
Before marriage…
Boy: Yes, at last! It was so hard to
wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No, don’t even think about
it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over…
Girl: Have you ever cheated on
me?
Boy: No, Why are you even
asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I’m not that
kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling…
Years after marriage, simply read from bottom to top.

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Re: Promising Øf Marriage by dmcdad: 5:15pm On Feb 27, 2013
Umm.. This got me cackling...
Re: Promising Øf Marriage by ajigidi: 8:04am On Feb 28, 2013
J̲̣̣̣U̶̲̥̅̊§τ̲̅ conFusing right
Re: Promising Øf Marriage by 50samuel(m): 2:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
that is just the simple truth!
Re: Promising Øf Marriage by Desdola(m): 6:37pm On Mar 02, 2013
Lol. Quite funny but portray the truth somehow
Re: Promising Øf Marriage by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2013
Romance section is never boring. Please don't kill me with laughter.

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