Y'all know how we do it... Kill or be Killed

Opener: 1point
Closer: 1point
Metaphors: 2points
Punchlines: 2points
Rhymes: 1point
Multis: 2points
Flow: 1point
Imagery: 2points
Personalz: 2points with linkz
Vocabs: 2points
Creativity: 1point
Wordplay: 2points

Judges
- Sleakid
- Khimwyte
- Deadscrollz

Deadline: 3rd March, 2013

CH3CK

Sorry

chekz! ..drop and I follow asap!

[quote author=ZLUK][/quote] wetin be ur own nah? Don't interfere abeqi

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lmao.

wetin dey happen for here sef

free2ryhme: wetin dey happen for here sef

lmao!! that is what i want to know!

MsDarkSkin:
lmao!! that is what i want to know!

well lets wait and see, abi?

Quick shots johr!....dozinq-off.....y­awns!
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Mr Lasisi! See! have slayed many outta-raqe../& am quezinq janet jackson's ur role mod..cuz m sure tz ur ßare body peepz be rushinq outta-staqe/ ßuh u'z underaqe/-so jujes will diq.. dat rrapinq u iz a 'minor-case'/­and prolly u heard ah was a retired-electrician...cuz truth be told! Ah rarely dey luk face!/
*face/þhase ..minor=under18
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niqq..u've 4qaten so soon?/D way ah 'freezed'u at TTT..and niqqaz wer screaminq 'so-cool!'/..and ur free shots are neva hittinq þollz or net...d way fast-qoals do/­...& jeez! Ah culd stomp on ur micro.S.Ð 4 7DAYS ..just xo u culd av weak-memories-see/­-LoL ..d son culdnt handle jack-ßauer like a meek-terrorist plsss!/
weak/week* .pollz/poles..microS:Ð=memory card
>

-qosh! ..Ð way 0joawo slammed his adventure doors?/-ah ßet maestro tot he was invested with ßad-locks/-& u heard ah ßreak hips and ah injure clocks? /...oßviously ..derez no 'time' to 'waist' on d slacked-ßro!/ -niqq! Takinq stouts with qrizzlies wont make u ßear'ly a star/...cuz increda was jus too quik to replace ur last laff with fear ....like he was skarinq a clown!!/
ßarely/ßearly...ßad lock/ßad luck*

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+ dude! Am a mechanised farmer! ..ah dont deal wit hoes...n0!-/xplainz y þeeþz be callinq u yorußa actor ..neva seen with ßomßs/so? ...tz wierd cuz u miqht wana claim dat u sum kinda cleva 'xpert'/ ..ßuh ßleep dat! Cuz Dis ultimate culd qeh a corrupt version of tinnie's alßum just to show u ßad tempah!/ ..

*tinnie tempah/temper..bombs are neva used in yor film.
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...ffuck-it! ..khim þrufd she was no cleric or a missionary cuz/ Ð way we saw her ridinq ontop maestro's words..u wuld tink she was mas.turßatinq with a dictionary ..þlus/-zLUK took his turn in tha r.aþe as he was fast to lay and slay maestro with madt tactics and sharp killer slaps/lol..we saw d dude couldnt take on tha 'qreat 'white' ..prolly he's a ßadt artiste or a slacked-fisherman!!/

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Now! Sincerely it hurts me to see futureless morons like u qo astray/-cuz dearly..it haunts me seeinq kids ßrinqinq wet dreams on net cuz truly ..dey're lame/ ...as we ßoth know u qot tha arrows on ur chest..so ere? Ah culd qeh u to take a ßow/ ..tsw! Cuz u qot C:T on R:M racinq ßallz and þests dont mean dis ddick wuld run tha town---!/ ...
R.M=real madrid ...c.T-CITY (carlous tevez)..ßow and arrow. ..ßall/scrotum/football

Crackers->
his fß name na lasisi ...janet jackson went almst naked on staqe once(mistekenly tho')..ßare minz n.aked ...minorz are teens under 18..and electricians work with þhase.
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*ahv whooped im b4 at TTT
www.nairaland.com/­1163943/­tag-team-championship­/19
y'all knw dos kinda very fast qoals dat will only hit tha touch line b4 d keeper pushes 'em ßack (dey dont touch poles or net) ..and þollz are related with votes ..maestro rarely qets votes..lol ..check im vs mhiztaswaq ..na flawless... www.nairaland.com/­1195831/­maesto-seeking-evil-p­ath-nairaland/2 ) ..onejackbauer trolled im.. qrizzlies are ßears ..and star beer na stout now....zLUK r.aped him too..maestro vs zLUK ( www.nairaland.com/­1162024/­zluk-vs-rap-maestro-r­ise )
mechanised farmers dont use manual tools like hoes ..cutlasses blah blah ..khim killed im..twas oßvious(via criteria ..she won ..he jus kept droppinq rhymes ..mtsschew! ..d chic fiream! ...vs KHIM .. www.nairaland.com/­1200961/­khimwhyte-vs-rap-maes­tro-personals )..missionaries claim dat d man ontop position was tha only riqhtful position 4 sex..google.com..wikipedia.com..check deir .) ..sotha woman ontop style iz illeqal.... ..increda killed im too ..(vs increda www.nairaland.com/­1195831/­maesto-seeking-evil-p­ath-nairaland/3 ) .. Qreat whyte shark/khimwhyte ..na fishermen dey handle fishes now ...and artistes handle colors..whyte na color.. .
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.maestro posted a fantasised story of himself and a qerl avin ...sex ...his pic on fß where he has arrows on his tiny birdy chest ..( www.facebook.com/­photo.php?fbid=155953­657863896&id=1000034­77870757&set=a.14505­8802286715.27922.100­003477870757&refid=1­3&refsrc=http%3A%2F%­2Fwww.facebook.com%2­Fphoto.php&_rdr...te­vez na real madrid mofo and he dey pursue ball die! .. R.M=REAL-MADRID/­RAP-MAESTRO ...C:T =carlous tevez..

KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
Quick shots johr!....dozinq-off.....y­awns!
>
Mr Lasisi! See! have slayed many outta-raqe../& am quezinq janet jackson's ur role mod..cuz m sure tz ur ßare body peepz be rushinq outta-staqe/ ßuh u'z underaqe/-so jujes will diq.. dat rrapinq u iz a 'minor-case'/­and prolly u heard ah was a retired-electrician...cuz truth be told! Ah rarely dey luk face!/
*face/þhase ..minor=under18
>
niqq..u've 4qaten so soon?/D way ah 'freezed'u at TTT..and niqqaz wer screaminq 'so-cool!'/..and ur free shots are neva hittinq þollz or net...d way fast-qoals do/­...& jeez! Ah culd stomp on ur micro.S.Ð 4 7DAYS ..just xo u culd av weak-memories-see/­-LoL ..d son culdnt handle jack-ßauer like a meek-terrorist plsss!/
weak/week* .pollz/poles..microS:Ð=memory card
>

-qosh! ..Ð way 0joawo slammed his adventure doors?/-ah ßet maestro tot he was invested with ßad-locks/-& u heard ah ßreak hips and ah injure clocks? /...oßviously ..derez no 'time' to 'waist' on d slacked-ßro!/ -niqq! Takinq stouts with qrizzlies wont make u ßear'ly a star/...cuz increda was jus too quik to replace ur last laff with fear ....like he was skarinq a clown!!/
ßarely/ßearly...ßad lock/ßad luck*

>
+ dude! Am a mechanised farmer! ..ah dont deal wit hoes...n0!-/xplainz y þeeþz be callinq u yorußa actor ..neva seen with ßomßs/so? ...tz wierd cuz u miqht wana claim dat u sum kinda cleva 'xpert'/ ..ßuh ßleep dat! Cuz Dis ultimate culd qeh a corrupt version of tinnie's alßum just to show u ßad tempah!/ ..

*tinnie tempah/temper..bombs are neva used in yor film.
>
...ffuck-it! ..khim þrufd she was no cleric or a missionary cuz/ Ð way we saw her ridinq ontop maestro's words..u wuld tink she was mas.turßatinq with a dictionary ..þlus/-zLUK took his turn in tha r.aþe as he was fast to lay and slay maestro with madt tactics and sharp killer slaps/lol..we saw d dude couldnt take on tha 'qreat 'white' ..prolly he's a ßadt artiste or a slacked-fisherman!!/

>
Now! Sincerely it hurts me to see futureless morons like u qo astray/-cuz dearly..it haunts me seeinq kids ßrinqinq wet dreams on net cuz truly ..dey're lame/ ...as we ßoth know u qot tha arrows on ur chest..so ere? Ah culd qeh u to take a ßow/ ..tsw! Cuz u qot C:T on R:M racinq ßallz and þests dont mean dis ddick wuld run tha town---!/ ...
R.M=real madrid ...c.T-CITY (carlous tevez)..ßow and arrow. ..ßall/scrotum/football

guy hope say u well sha

Lol ..y? ..@free2rhyme

Lwkmd.. Kas yhu sick ah swear.. Diz wat i call use of personals and other criterias.. AFCGT-kastile killz.. My verdict

Khim and Deadscrollz, oya drop ya verd naa

Kastiel go drop your verd on Ojoawo vs Mistaswag and the Ojoawo vs Zluk battle...

Ama drop a verd on this battle later, its gettin really dull-ed

Opener: 1point - Kastiel

Closer: 1point -Kastiel

Metaphors: 2points - Maestro

Punchlines: 2points -Kastiel

Rhymes: 1point - Maestro

Multis: 2points - a lot fell off from both but I give this to Maestro

Flow: 1point - TIE

Imagery: 2points - Maestro

Personalz: 2points with linkz - Kastiel

Vocabs: 2points - Kastiel

Creativity: 1point -Kastiel

Wordplay: 2points- TIE


MVGT- Kastiel Killz