4reigningqueen: ***enters***
***sits down,crosses legs,whistling Amona tete mabo***

Do = pele

On A Serious Issues & with Due Respect to my prospective School:Funaab. i'm Absolutely Disappointed with the Modus Operandi adopted by the School Management for this Year unlike Previous Year.
i shouldnt conclude to say that the reason was due to the Newly inaugurated Governing Council Members few Months ago.
All the Same,i dont have the Power to hasten such Process but It will Work for our Benefits.

HENCEFORTH,I WILL TRY TO AVOID GRAMMARS!!!

Mr. Dan
(Thread Most Angry Man)

bidey4real: Wao! CONGRATULATIONS O!!! Ire akari gbogbo wa o...... Abeg help me grt afonja ile-ilorin and buy me wara come.... If odas go agree say make u use sponch and soap baf am,na wara me i go take. @sanguine,abeg no 4get d guguru o...... Chei! Like seriously...bidey,u 2 dey like fud. Lol....

Thanks alot bawz, we go wash am 2geda on funaab matric ground noni bt as I dey go Ilorin so 4 d screenin I go relay ur msg giv afonja includin evrybdy 4 Ilorin n I go surely buy enof wara as u talk come top am wit kuli alata, beske, ororo kuli self must 4lo no wori.lolz FUNAAB HERE WE COME

Dankylove: @Gleefreak125...As a Person i truly Respect & Rejoice wt U. sorry for having belated but i was non-chalant because you Veer is on FUNAAB.
I entrench You to be Modest & Logical!

#hip hip hip Hurray#
I cover ur Testimony wt the Blood of Jesus!
So shall we ALL in this Thread be Conferred wt Funaab as our Alma Mater ijn

*kneelin down receivin d blessins* AMEN SIR!!! Thank u very much my able pastor, reverend, evangelist, thread registrar, thread administrator, thread general adviser(infact d list is endless o bt make I chill small 4 here 1st). Well Funaab had bin my 1st skul of choice bt I nided a surer back up. Kwasu on d oda hand I knew wuld serve such purpose. I'm still persistant in prayers 4 ASUU & FG so we all can av peace of mind. God dat did dis will surely do dat of Funaab 4 us all. We will testify by God's grace. Dear Lord, funaab still on ma mind o.
#COUNTDOWN STILL CONTINUES#

PROGRESS !!!

From my Evaluation,its seems that Realism is brought b4 ASUU.
The Union are also Nigerians borne with Corruption in their Flesh.
NO Doubt,Corruption has Destabilize our Progressive Growth index but We shud Affirm that 'Corruption is the Weed which Eat up the Harvest in our Land(Nigeria).
Hence,the Union shud Appraise the re-Negotiation & call off the Strike asap cos our System is So Corrupt as to attain Apex Output in our Education Sector.
THANK you

Mr.Dan
(Thread Correspondent)

Gleefreak125:
*kneelin down receivin d blessins* AMEN SIR!!! Thank u very much my able pastor, reverend, evangelist, thread registrar, thread administrator, thread general adviser(infact d list is endless o bt make I chill small 4 here 1st). Well Funaab had bin my 1st skul of choice bt I nided a surer back up. Kwasu on d oda hand I knew wuld serve such purpose. I'm still persistant in prayers 4 ASUU & FG so we all can av peace of mind. God dat did dis will surely do dat of Funaab 4 us all. We will testify by God's grace. Dear Lord, funaab still on ma mind o.
#COUNTDOWN STILL CONTINUES#

Hello my dear humble brother, where did u bag ya ND?

Alliamdullilahi am with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ transcript now ' Monday on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mind Abeokuta Loading''''Help m rejoice I finished d battle £ won

my school (laspotech) HND form iz out... i pray God Funaab do somfin quick oh..... @gleefreak...shekowale?

rkarang:
Hello my dear humble brother, where did u bag ya ND?

My bawz, I bagged my ND 4rm Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin. Institute of Basic & Applied Sciences(IBAS). I studied Science Laboratory Technology(SLT).

Judee99: my school (laspotech) HND form iz out... i pray God Funaab do somfin quick oh..... @gleefreak...shekowale?

*crawlin 2 meet him* Oga mi na ground I dey so ooo. Abeg kowale o, thanks alot bawz. We shall all sing 4 joy.

Apy for U bro

black36: Alliamdullilahi am with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ transcript now ' Monday on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mind Abeokuta Loading''''Help m rejoice I finished d battle £ won

black36: Alliamdullilahi am with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ transcript now ' Monday on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mind Abeokuta Loading''''Help m rejoice I finished d battle £ won

black36: Alliamdullilahi am with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ transcript now ' Monday on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mind Abeokuta Loading''''Help m rejoice I finished d battle £ won

U're a winner man, thank God, it is settled bt y w8 till monday wen u av 2mao(friday), its all gud doe

Gleefreak125:
My bawz, I bagged my ND 4rm Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin. Institute of Basic & Applied Sciences(IBAS). I studied Science Laboratory Technology(SLT).

Oh, what a great institution!

I thought FUNAAB and UNILORIN were the only public universities that run fast academic calendar over other public universities in Nigeria before. Ya sch is kinda fast but the fees is not that friendly especially to non-indigenes.


Glee....the Campus Genius!

rkarang:
Oh, what a great institution!

I thought FUNAAB and UNILORIN were the only public universities that run fast academic calendar over other public universities in Nigeria before. Ya sch is kinda fast but the fees is not that friendly especially to non-indigenes.


Glee....the Campus Genius!

OMG!!!!! Ma oga wan rope mi finish o, I b small pin inside river o, genius ke?? (bt I use style claim am sha) its our oga @d top(thread initiator) who is d real genius here, he taught me physics b4 his graduation n I tell u, he teaches physics wit style(I hail u sir).
Yeah, abt d skul academic calender, it is quite fast doe abt 1month or so behind FUNAAB & UNILORIN cos dey're currently writin their 2nd semester exams. Pertainin 2 d skul fees, d indigene factor plays a vital role doe its still affordable wen compared 2 some oda institutions, yet u'll still c som non indigenes claimin kwara state(sharp guy tinz). There was actually 1 Omosogbon claim 2 b 4rm Omuaran*u go fear edo portin now* jst 2 pay less. D fees is still around 30k-45k @least dey try sha.

Judee99: my school (laspotech) HND form iz out... i pray God Funaab do somfin quick oh..... @gleefreak...shekowale?

pls bro, do u know whether the office responsible for transcripts processing for full time students is the same as that of part tym annex students?

mathefaro: pls bro, do u know whether the office responsible for transcripts processing for full time students is the same as that of part tym annex students?

can't say bro.... If its statement of result, annex can settle its students. But transcript na different ball game

Judee99:
can't say bro.... If its statement of result, annex can settle its students. But transcript na different ball game

thanks bro bt one more thing. Were u able to get d xcript by hand?

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Please Take Note of This: (Very Important)














Its not all guys that do commit fornication or Adultery But I can Boldly say All Guys commits,






"LoOooKery...".

Mehn Boiz can looooook.." I witness one 2day that gave me this thought.


#Na_Joke_I_Dey........(Let's all wipe out the strike and ASUU anxiety with laughter anyhow e come oo...

This school of a tin(abi na strike mk i call am). They don't even want me to know weda na to use money go do small shopping,or to buy hnd form. Poly sef wicked gan o.hnd form wan enter 10k excludin internet assistance. E tire me gan ni.

Gleefreak125:
OMG!!!!! Ma oga wan rope mi finish o, I b small pin inside river o, genius ke?? (bt I use style claim am sha) its our oga @d top(thread initiator) who is d real genius here, he taught me physics b4 his graduation n I tell u, he teaches physics wit style(I hail u sir).
Yeah, abt d skul academic calender, it is quite fast doe abt 1month or so behind FUNAAB & UNILORIN cos dey're currently writin their 2nd semester exams. Pertainin 2 d skul fees, d indigene factor plays a vital role doe its still affordable wen compared 2 some oda institutions, yet u'll still c som non indigenes claimin kwara state(sharp guy tinz). There was actually 1 Omosogbon claim 2 b 4rm Omuaran*u go fear edo portin now* jst 2 pay less. D fees is still around 30k-45k @least dey try sha.

PORTING

Gleefreak125:
OMG!!!!! Ma oga wan rope mi finish o, I b small pin inside river o, genius ke?? (bt I use style claim am sha) its our oga @d top(thread initiator) who is d real genius here, he taught me physics b4 his graduation n I tell u, he teaches physics wit style(I hail u sir).
Yeah, abt d skul academic calender, it is quite fast doe abt 1month or so behind FUNAAB & UNILORIN cos dey're currently writin their 2nd semester exams. Pertainin 2 d skul fees, d indigene factor plays a vital role doe its still affordable wen compared 2 some oda institutions, yet u'll still c som non indigenes claimin kwara state(sharp guy tinz). There was actually 1 Omosogbon claim 2 b 4rm Omuaran*u go fear edo portin now* jst 2 pay less. D fees is still around 30k-45k @least dey try sha.

I thought 100k for indigenes but 200k for non-indigenes.

Gleefreak125: Evrybdy ewa bami yo(ewa bami yo), ori mi ti di re(ewa ba mi yo), oluwa ti gbe mi ga(ewa bami yo), Jesu ti so ro mi da yo(ewa bami yo). I'm so hapi ryt now cos God has started it as He's promised us all, I've jst bin admited by kwara state university(KWASU), end there's a slight problem cos I applied 4 MCB bt was admited 4 mass comm(it aint funny o). Jst kept on wonderin wat on earth brought abt d resemblance, 4 knw its a technical hitch dat wuld b rectified bt nonetheless I'm ecstatic n overwhelmed wif joy ryt now. Baba God I bliv dis is gon b d 1st of my several testimonies of admission dis yr, U're worthy 2 b praised. God will surely grant our hrt desires dis yr especially d admission in particular*sombdy shout amen n tap in2 dat anointin* Funaab still very much on ma mind bt there's a screenin 2 attend *rushes outta thread 2 go pack ma luggage, Ilorin ya*
#LET D COUNTDOWN CONTINUE#

Accept my congratulation as others felicitate with you I join to do to. More success ahead.

Gleefreak125: Evrybdy ewa bami yo(ewa bami yo), ori mi ti di re(ewa ba mi yo), oluwa ti gbe mi ga(ewa bami yo), Jesu ti so ro mi da yo(ewa bami yo). I'm so hapi ryt now cos God has started it as He's promised us all, I've jst bin admited by kwara state university(KWASU), end there's a slight problem cos I applied 4 MCB bt was admited 4 mass comm(it aint funny o). Jst kept on wonderin wat on earth brought abt d resemblance, 4 knw its a technical hitch dat wuld b rectified bt nonetheless I'm ecstatic n overwhelmed wif joy ryt now. Baba God I bliv dis is gon b d 1st of my several testimonies of admission dis yr, U're worthy 2 b praised. God will surely grant our hrt desires dis yr especially d admission in particular*sombdy shout amen n tap in2 dat anointin* Funaab still very much on ma mind bt there's a screenin 2 attend *rushes outta thread 2 go pack ma luggage, Ilorin ya*
#LET D COUNTDOWN CONTINUE#

Accept my congratulation as others felicitate with you I join to do to. More success ahead.

planetuzor: Fun Time...

One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?
Let me guess for you
Zrkang
Ztamax
Zsanguine (if further question you will tell them
the Z is silent)
A.walex
Bidey4reel
Codedhemcy
AAA.Gleak
Habidab
Hezbruzzy
Dankyluv
A.usuf.Saed
4reigningqueen (God help u they don't change their mind2strt with numeric number)
AAkenny


#Elephant Voice

Very funny.

Lngest tym bt see.do u mind ur name been d first on d admision list or d last on d list or been admited on d 1st batch or d suplementary list.b tru

rkarang:
I thought 100k for indigenes but 200k for non-indigenes.

Eeyyaa, my bawz, U knw I'm nu wif dis Kwasu stuff I tot u were talkin abt my former alma mata(kwarapoly). Kwasu's skul fees is quite on d high, its around vat 100k 4 freshers 110k 4 staylites (indigenes) n 200k 4 freshers n 210k 4 staylites(non indigenes)

usuf.saeed:

Accept my congratulation as others felicitate with you I join to do to. More success ahead.

My biggest bawz, thank u very much sir. I say a big amen 2 d prayer n may all our heart desires come 2 pass

Lake04side: Lngest tym bt see.do u mind ur name been d first on d admision list or d last on d list or been admited on d 1st batch or d suplementary list.b tru

Lolz, lake04side, u funny small o, I'm sure no1 wuld mind where their name falls on d list even if its d last on d supplementary list bt its actually d 3rd batch admission list containin d 1st batch DE candidates n ma name its kinda lyk d 2nd or 3rd 4 dose admited 4 microbiology

black36: Alliamdullilahi am with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ transcript now ' Monday on M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ mind Abeokuta Loading''''Help m rejoice I finished d battle £ won

Thank GOD for this ooooo.... God will help those who are still in the struggle.

Sanguine: See me see GREATNESS oo!!! Mrs Dankylove bii bawo When did you put any engagement ring in my middle finger Let alone a wedding ring?! Ehn, Mr Prof, Chairman, announcer, Evangelist..., Dankylove Ah dey ask you!
Don' worry, by the time I whip you with this my horse-band ehn, that your eyes go open expandedly and your vocabulary go turn encyclopedia!

Lol... Those of a funny writer are here, so witty, so vocabulouse.
I hail oooo.

mathefaro: thanks bro bt one more thing. Were u able to get d xcript by hand?

YAP I DID... THOUGH ITS CONFIDENTIAL

Gleefreak125: Evrybdy ewa bami yo(ewa bami yo), ori mi ti di re(ewa ba mi yo), oluwa ti gbe mi ga(ewa bami yo), Jesu ti so ro mi da yo(ewa bami yo). I'm so hapi ryt now cos God has started it as He's promised us all, I've jst bin admited by kwara state university(KWASU), end there's a slight problem cos I applied 4 MCB bt was admited 4 mass comm(it aint funny o). Jst kept on wonderin wat on earth brought abt d resemblance, 4 knw its a technical hitch dat wuld b rectified bt nonetheless I'm ecstatic n overwhelmed wif joy ryt now. Baba God I bliv dis is gon b d 1st of my several testimonies of admission dis yr, U're worthy 2 b praised. God will surely grant our hrt desires dis yr especially d admission in particular*sombdy shout amen n tap in2 dat anointin* Funaab still very much on ma mind bt there's a screenin 2 attend *rushes outta thread 2 go pack ma luggage, Ilorin ya*
#LET D COUNTDOWN CONTINUE#

Congrats to my able brova from same institution... GOD WILL CROWN OUR EFFORTS @ FUNAAB ( Prayer not excluding all aspirants ooo IJN).

Regards!
HERO.