Once upon a time, Gunpoints parents(Mr and Mrs Gpoint) were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father(Iteun's great grand daddy) to start their family. On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr. Gpoint kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm
off now. The man should be here soon. Cant stand to see this happen'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer (Saucekids great uncle)
happened to ring the Mrs Gpoint's doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning,
Madam', he said, 'I've come to, '

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Gpoint cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you
know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have
a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for us
!'

'Well, Madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Gpoint.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be
In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with
that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Gpoint quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Gpoint exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked M rs. Gpoint.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get
a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Gpoint, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Gpoint leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh, equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes, Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much
too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Gunpoints mumsie fainted !

Iteuns great grand popsy met her in that position, and Gunpoint waz born. This is why his ears are where his eyes should be and he has 7 toes on each feet.

Those doubting should call for his pix!

Nice remix, especially the part that says his ears are where his eyes are supposed to be and he has 7 toes.

what the hell is this

lol

lmao

what the hell is this

second dis

Can we c dis pix??

^{there ain't no pix you dumbass}

Ok birdman, since u r so smart, wot numba can we call 4 dis pix!!

I tried so hard to keep that history away from the public now who knows how this fineyabber got wind of it?
Ofcourse there are pix. You may call 00419 for the pix. It doesn't seem like gunpoint wud object.

I wonder how Gunpoint wld look like after that incident

Blimey!
I thought as much!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!?!?!?!

rofmlo


gunnnie na u be dis yu don sufa wella

Nobi small thing ooo. . . Na as we see am.

no be smal, no be medium but big big somtin

<sub>*puffs ma weed*

aaaacchhhhoooooo!!

damn this shit gets so crazy!</sub>


okay. . . who was saying sumthing?

i tot i heard voices!

_{puffs again}

hallucinations

effects of weed in underaged boys

i concur

especially if the brain contains methylated spirit and cotton wool

exactly

he dey hia him voice dey think say na oda pple voice.
no be the begining of madness be dat?

*drags weed man to the market* and he says to himself good to be home again theres no place like my "bola" (refuse dumps)

this case pass me oh

how you take know

How can i forget when you taught me how to eat there

We'res!!!!

*lands all on d tread two bac hands each*
new cure 4 insanity in d market ppl, NAFDAC registed!!!
Com collect ur own slap nw!!
Bac hand, fore hand, turkey slaps, all der cure craze!!!
Com get urs nw!!!

@Naija
I thought the thing don clear, but hell no I was wrong. Make I gi find chain take bind you before thing pass this level again.

@Gunny
Heard na im cure your deafness. Share your experience with us abeg.

*Bac hands gigloo straight*
Yes!!!
Dats it!!!
Lika dat!!!
Wowo pikin

No wonder it cured your deafness.

Hope e no hurt you too much. BTW, how you go dey slap yourself carelessly na?

no