Johnny married a typical good-looking lady Anne and after the wedding, he laid down the following
rules:
1. "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
2. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
3. I'll watch football anytime i like with my pals
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.
but Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not.