A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison.

Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison
caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who
died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner
died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut.
Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and
bury it.


Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared
it with the caretaker, The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins
were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while
the caretaker was filling out the death certificate. When the caretaker
returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside
the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin.

The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until
later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it. The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died.

She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She
got up, picked the lock of her cell, and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating
fast. She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins
were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the
dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to
wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.


Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer
to freedom.

The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground.
She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave
with a thud.

Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden
coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh.

She was free! She was free!

Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the
identity of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the dead caretaker.

Lesson:

Many people believe they have life all figured out, but
sometimes it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it! My friend, think twice because you carry out that mischievous plan. It may boomerang. God bless you.

Cashie thats a very nice one.
Keep it up.

@ poster


u da man, oh, i mean, da woman.
nice one

Yeeeeeeeee!!!
I felt my heart beat faster as I read tru then kai!!! I cud feel her horror too.

Nice one, moral taken.

Nice 1

hmn, This one could pass for Hi-suspense short story, I feel her horror
@poster
keep it coming

but didnt she feel the man when she first entered the coffin?

@ ituen

why do you reason with your butt naa?

@poster

nice on jare

good,better ,

I been dey read form the last word to the first

words of wisdom coupled with [color=#990000]joke[/color]

hmmmmmm

word

lol

Clemcy wetin dey amuse you na? That your toy battery no dey die?

when the bat3 wan die, she go bite am, make e work

na wa o

na so clemcy life dey

yes na at least i dey use battery u na charcoal u dey use if e don turn to ash, u go seive am come use am again

iteun na so u poor reach, even shavn stick uno fit buy na cutlass u dey use shave ur beard u dey try o

ur beard sef pesn fit plait am all back

u sure say anaconda no dey im beard so?

even george bush dey lost inside the beard talk more of ordinary anaconda

lmao

yeparipa!

Clem,

I agree with you. I was being "inventive" with the tools i had around me

I better pass you wey dey use Matrass foam as menstrual Pad instead of ALWAYS or SIMPLE

Chai!

E get things wey eyes dey see wey pass mouth. Guess na im you see so.
Sorry sha.

omg, i don miss

Lost but found. . .

gilgee:

Yes Prof. Ituen I very much agree with you. Though the experiment turned sour, yet it cannot be compared to the poverty driven act of Madman Madam Clemcy.

@ Clemcy

When next you are in dire need of a sanitary pad, make do with a coconut fiber.
Its more hygienic.

Omoooooooo, brushieee yeee
u harsh o,
she no give u do?
u too vex o
kai,


_{Na she b dis}


madam clem,
sori o

chei me lost?