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Funny Tweets *DAILY* by iamlukky(m): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Noah is the reason why Malaria is killing people in the world today, He shouldn'thave let mosquitoes into thatArk : This my Neighbors new Born Baby looks very much like our Landlord ☹" U slot in a BF Disc, Nepa takes light, Dad comes home, sits in front of the tv, Nepa brings lite...." BIOLOGY TEACHER: What is commonly found in CELLS ?.. AKPOS: Thieves DOCTOR: U are having Twins..EKAETTE: *crying*.. DOCTOR: Aren't u happy?.. EKAETTE: I am, but I don't know who the Second Father is.. There is nothing impossible for GOD to do but SAHEED OSUPA can never win a grammy award. Akpos: Ekaette, who is responsible for ur pregnancy?..Ekaette: if u chop plate of beans ow u wan take know which seed make u mess *rme* #TheNigerian Babe Will Ask For Birthday Gift On Her Bday And Still Ask For Birthday Gift on ur Bday too.. Nawa oh Yoruba people urinate in 'swimming pools; Hausa pple spit in pools; igbo pple drink the water; Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police? You keep telling a guy "I will always be there for you", Now he wants sex and you are saying "NO" Are U a LEARNER ? U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" #GodIsWatchingYhu #iamlukky |
Re: Funny Tweets *DAILY* by Nobody: 1:34pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Lwkmd |
Re: Funny Tweets *DAILY* by iamlukky(m): 9:43pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
U wud laf gon |
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