When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went
out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice
him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was
this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The
the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to the
bum, and whispered something in his ear. Enraged, the guy went
over to the bum and offered him $100 for the clothes off his
back. Next day, he went back to the parade dressed like a bum.
Sure enough, when the Pope came, he stopped in front of this
guy, and whispered in his ear, "I thought I told you to get
the hell out of here!"

nice 1 and yes u r cute.

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local
church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps
falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should
I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I
will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to
you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the
leg."
In church the following Sunday, Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the
preacher put his plan to work. "And who lay made the ultimate sacrifice
for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.
Soon, Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.
"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister
did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with
the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him
his last son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned
thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!"

CTRL C CTRL V.
All d same keep it coming

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."

Both really nice

havn't this been posted a long time ago ?
or am i d only old NLDer on this thread ?

God, take it easy, nightnurse. I browse at a public cybercafe, and i'm beginning to get embarassed laughing aloud like some goof!

@ben_jay
if its been posted before whats your problem with it? allow those who haven't seen em before to enjoy it ok?

tell it to him again

lmao. Nighty ure da bomb.

thank u jare

@nightnurse, happy G'friday

ben~jay:

CTRL C CTRL V.
All d same keep it coming

i don't  think this guy understand the short cut keys. anyway all joined

lightest u had better take it easy with people here

else,









BAN

moderator on board

@Nurse
gbam! Ehen. . . Nurse eh i need check up ooo. make we jam for our regular corner na behind una fence, hope Oga no dey return early today?

u like awoof sotey u begin find free lay!

no mind the imi-anwuru, peteri umu nwanyi

Damn! do mean all his generation would never have erection again? Dat's harsh ooo

nightnurese su, make sure nobody hijack u from me oo

no one will

nightnurse:

no mind the imi-anwuru, peteri umu nwanyi

You don forget sey you promised never to tell anyone?
How come you dey talk for here na sey i dey wash your peteri and sey smoke dey comot from my nose after the normal washing service?

Signal me as usual when oga comot.

carry gooooooooooooo

Quote from: nightnurse on Today at 02:39:14 PM
no mind the imi-anwuru, peteri umu nwanyi




cheii !! NytieNurse u are just 4 much!!! but u dey harsh ooooo

she's on fire. . . . . .make somebody bring fire extinguisher abeg. . .

sup nitie?

uhm

gilgee:

@Nurse
gbam! Ehen. . . Nurse eh i need check up ooo. make we jam for our regular corner na behind una fence, hope Oga no dey return early today?

gilgee:

You don forget sey you promised never to tell anyone?
How come you dey talk for here na sey i dey wash your peteri and sey smoke dey comot from my nose after the normal washing service?

Signal me as usual when oga comot.

delib:

nightnurese su, make sure nobody hijack u from me oo

See me see trouble? Why una no dey fit hear something? Why una no fit see better tin, commot eye?

Anyday i no login, i go see say dem wan corner my wife. Even Delib get mind sef to use the word "hijack from me"

Now i don decide say i go stop at my 4th wife, una dey provoke me to unleash my thieving tendencies of kokolets in NLD.

_{I go put Magun for nightnurse body}



By the way, nice joke u got there, BABY

wait till gilgee bla bla bla nightie finish. . . . . den im go call u tell u say ur magun don pass the expiry date. . . . . . . .

never u say dat, gilgee can never popopo my nitie