He obviously dosen't. There's no network in his brain.

not even NITEL??

im get mubadala etisalat network for head

More like AYARUHT Satellite Mobile.

hehehehehe

hehehe

Ituen you chop fowl shit?

Wetin be those lines wey gum ur teeth?

Kai! Famine no good oo. . .

abeg make una donate garri and kulikuli for am oooo

and robo

too much luxury

Make I bone Una small. I wan groove NIG VS SA U23 match.

make we donate money for pop corn?

and pure water

leave am. . . . . . we go tie tap water for nylon for am

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that would do

nasty kids

where them dey?

they dey inside ur belle

Them dey your back.

no na on top ur beard them dey, dat is if u don reach puberty

I never reach puberty, I still be baby. You wan breast feed me?

me too no mind some breast o, wey am?

E dey for Giggles chest.

chai. . . . .CHINEKE BE PRAISED!

clemcy don finally do sex change. . . . . NOW A MALE!

April wonders have actually started on nland!

i wonder wats gonna happen next?

everybody please, B.O.L.O.

I wonder which one be B.O.L.O again.

abeg no vex!

i forget say na from village u from come town before u unfortunately know about internet before nland come hold ya head to ya butt!

B.O.L.O means Be On _the Look Out!

after i pay ya school fess finish. . . . na me go still come dey teach yu. . . . . .

inshort. . . come dey go back village go join ur uncle miggy for im pure water bizness. . . .

na wetin fit u be dat! chikena!

Donkey kong just because you don sabi only one abbrv. for your life no mean say you go come dey yarn okpata for here o.

So na you dey help Miggy market him pure water. Thats good. Now you can save the N5 profit to buy cafe ticket.

i beg help the poor kronk, donates i cidi for kronk to buy airtime

shhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp dddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u still get mouth dey talk!

wen u go do ur sex change naaaa. . . . . .?

open ur mouth dia!!!

i do am the day wey u do ur own,

i no be transvestite like you. . . . . . . .

i stay strapped to being a man like a curse from God!

geddit?

nope i dont feel like gettn it.

transvite so? just get off my sex and let me have fun

if u still have aproblem wid my sex slap urself!