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| Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:03am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They’re always talking about God. Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done? A: In big bangs! Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis. Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it. Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 3 Likes |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:09am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Good morning Dan, I am struggling to understand why you would want people to mock Atheists? |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:12am On Mar 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: Good morning Dan, You dont know a joke when you see one? Get a sense of humor, I actually found it funny 2 Likes |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by ooman(m): 10:18am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Actually, i was stunned. I didnt know what to write so i wrote this |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Logicboy03: No I don't! |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:34am On Mar 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: Empty barrel |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:44am On Mar 08, 2013 |
funny! |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:53am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Logicboy's right. It's a joke, but their is some semblance of truth in it all the same.  |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:55am On Mar 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: Good morning Dan, Seriously?? Are you for real? |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:56am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Dan_de_Numeruno: Nah...I am for fake  |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: empty retort |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 11:06am On Mar 08, 2013 |
Logicboy03:  |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by InesQor(m): 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Be like say Aunty Jesoul and Oga Manmustwac go move this one go Jokes section |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 2:11pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three, but they're really one. 4 Likes |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by onetrack(m): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Some of these are funny, some are just not very funny. Last year on the atheism section of reddit, the atheists had a day where they(we) made fun of atheism and atheists! |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by manmustwac(m): 8:16pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Alfamann: Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?It should be in the jokes section but I'll leave it here |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by saintvc(m): 11:50pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
op, i think this is funny enough to make front page but the title is a bit faulty. change it to 'jokes about atheist' so we can persuade mod to make it front page |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by wiegraf: 12:16am On Mar 09, 2013 |
Dan_de_Numeruno: I can see myself doing this just to shut someone up |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 11:37am On Mar 09, 2013 |
 2 Likes |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by mazaje(m): 11:44am On Mar 09, 2013 |
The atheist have been mocked. . .Let's laugh our asses off. . . |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 11:45am On Mar 09, 2013 |
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| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
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| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
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| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by ooman(m): 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
Alfamann: |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by tobechi20(m): 12:56pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
striktlymi: Good morning Dan,dear, striktymi, this is a joke and should be viewes as one. Even the atheist here understand and are laughing , y are u taking it serious, dont u have sence of humor thank u 1 Like |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
tobechi20: dear, striktymi, this is a joke and should be viewes as one. Even the atheist here understand and are laughing , y are u taking it serious, dont u have sence of humor thank u Hi Tobe, My post was not informed by the OP but by the title of the thread...you never know what the next person would be sensitive to I guess I might have made this a bit clear. ...and I have a great sense of humour but I am aware that a joke where only the joker is laughing might be over stretching it. Well I am glad that everyone seem to be cool with it though. |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by oboy3(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
[quote author=Dan_de_numeruno Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?funniest, |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by edcode(f): 6:33pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
Alfamann: Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?LMAO |
| Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 9:49am On Mar 16, 2013 |
Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic? He lay awake in bed wondering if an all powerful Dog exists |
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