1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns N20 boil
egg
N30, all na N50. All na d
same, money cannot
waste

2. You buy Five Alive
N300. I buy orange
+mango+pineappl ­e
N80. Mine own na
natural, money cannot
waste

3. Nepa cut your light,
you pay N1000 as
reconnection fee sharp
sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I carry ladder,
climb take fix the wire
back, money cannot waste

4. You buy Milo,
peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell
chocolate wen don already contain every
every, Money
no waste na!

5. You pay 5k go watch
p-square show. Me, I buy thepirated CD N100
watch and sing along,
money no fit waste at
all

6. You pay N1000 for
cinema n buy pop corn
N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste

7. You buy red bull N400
to become active.Me, I
buy paraga N20 n I will
be super active, chai!
money cannot waste o!

8. You buy Don
Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na
red wine

9. Уσυ bought brazillian hair
100k for your babe. I buy xpressions
attachment N350 for my babe, she fine
pass yours, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa

10. You go club for
Victoria Island buy
hennesey 40k. Me, I
enter joint for area buy
alomo N200. All na
highness11.You pay N50 for
viewing centre take
watch Real madrid Vs
Manchester United. I stand for Window take
watch the
match LIVE. All na d same

12.You buy BB
Bold5
95k. Me, I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping, you
ping me, i
ping you, money cannot waste

13.You pay
50k to Blow
Tonto Dike. I pay ashi
N500, all na straff! In
short, abeg abeg abeg,
ALL NA D SAME