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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Ejine(m): 5:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
Fried Beans
Mess Dey Smell
Biggie Killed Tupac
Do or Die
Kill or Die
Kiss or Die
Love or Die
Village Love
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by sammmiey1: 5:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
dridowu: What is Nollywood ?
stark learner
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Euckybaby(f): 5:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
Recharge card, two heart, men in love, the lesbian
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by becks04: 5:58pm On Mar 10, 2013
Who íڪ nollywood
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Beetwo(m): 6:01pm On Mar 10, 2013
mine were: 1. pam pam pam, 2. u go pam pam, 3. kiss me quick.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by exbash: 6:18pm On Mar 10, 2013
check well and revert with ur "foolishness status" na ur mate get nairaland....Adamu Ciroma!!!
Dr kul: Ist to comment
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ifyfaith: 6:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
LMAO so funny
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Fatdon(m): 6:20pm On Mar 10, 2013
Laff wan kill me.

Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Cutepie1(f): 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2013
D ones i av watched
obe idi(bum bum soup)
crazy romance
black bra(bra dudu)
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by omiobo: 6:24pm On Mar 10, 2013
Hide and seek
Goodluck
Fashola and the slum
Osama
Albino
Carry go
Touch and follow
Niger delta
Boko haram
Rihanna and beyonce
Kiss your bride
Okada man
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by nikkypearl(f): 6:25pm On Mar 10, 2013
cheesy :ow cheesy :Dho killed u?
Mine is
1)Aje ni ya mi..sorry Aje ni ya won
2)Kuluso

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Oahray: 6:29pm On Mar 10, 2013
Lmao... See movie titles grin
btw, I cannot mention as many as five without help from external sources sad
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 6:38pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe:


grin grin grin
Be proud of ur country man film,if na oyibo film now u go like am.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by MENTORCH(m): 6:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
Thanks for coming, final widow, hot brothers.

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by huninaija(f): 6:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
Let me hold your breasts (gollywood) grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:03pm On Mar 10, 2013
It had to be a girl that started this thread. When some girls describe nollywood movies, you will think it is Hollywood A-list premiere.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by klaysab1: 7:05pm On Mar 10, 2013
ipadabo bisi komolafe,EFO ARUGBO,IKUNMU BALE,OMIJE ABIRUN,KOWOPE,IJA AFIN,OBE GBONA,IPADABO ABIJA
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:11pm On Mar 10, 2013
I can't start quoting you guys (Ejine, Omiobo, Eukybaby, Beetwo, huni naija) but those movie title are FUN-NY!! grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: I can't start quoting you guys (Ejine, Omiobo, Eukybaby, Beetwo, huni naija) but those movie title are FUN-NY!! grin grin
this is random and off topic.....you have really nice skin grin grin (i just had to say that grin grin)
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:14pm On Mar 10, 2013
adaobi123:
this random and off topic.....you have really nice skin grin grin (i just had to say that grin grin)
Thank you grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Amanyanabo(m): 7:22pm On Mar 10, 2013
Fried beans
Blood is thicker than water
Endless desire
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:28pm On Mar 10, 2013
I think there was one titled 'Brick is Lace' grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:36pm On Mar 10, 2013
I don't even know any of those titles Cos I don't live near alaba market grin

But I know 2rats cheesy...its an old film.

Meanwhile, I have a feeling that some people just dey form title ni jare cheesy
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:36pm On Mar 10, 2013
Very soon, we'll see Twitter babes, Instagram babes, Youtube babes, Tumblr babes even Nairaland babes.

Nollywood sha.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2013
ItsModella: Very soon, we'll see Twitter babes, Instagram babes, Youtube babes, Tumblr babes even Nairaland babes.

Nollywood sha.
i go run for nairaland babes, i'll shall be the tonto dikeh !!! grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by jephiano: 7:38pm On Mar 10, 2013
My favorite just has to be 'Who Are My?'
If i remember correctly its about someone who lost his memory so the title ought to have been 'Who Am I?'
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:43pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?

TOM AND JERRY
IS THIS LOVE
LOVE IN TOKYO
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by omiobo: 7:45pm On Mar 10, 2013
Talakuta
Baba iyabo
Water no get enemy
Our husband is mad
Sunshine girl
Government girl
G-string
Hot pant
Makosa
Bottom belle
Village girl
7wives and their husband
Where's chinedu?
Seun the killer. Na joke o grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Orikinla(m): 7:50pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?

You made to laugh again at the intellectual illiteracy of majority of those in Nollywood. grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2013
jephiano: My favorite just has to be 'Who Are My?'
If i remember correctly its about someone who lost his memory so the title ought to have been 'Who Am I?'
Jesu! shocked
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by BelloDare: 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2013
Sweet Pain
Gift of pain
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...

smh. These are the kinds of comments I dislike. There are many very good nollywood movies out there.

Nollywood,Hollywood, Boolywood and all kinds of woods have lots of crappy movies. Look for the good ones!

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