NOTE:I am not saying it's totally true or totally false BUT how well u agree with it.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

Mary: Hello,
Sarah: Hello my dear, how are u today?
Mary: Am fine swidy, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: ...and me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform u that I will pay u a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Wow, that's ok my lovely pie, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my angel.

{*After dropping the call*}

Mary: Am going to visit that prostitute again.
Sarah: This idiot is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she dey lie.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS

John: Idiot how far?
Francis: Goat wad up?
John: Am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public.
Francis: U dey craze!! I dey come ova this afternoon.
John: Ok fine, I full ground for u mad man.

{*After dropping the call*}

John: Hahahaha... that guy is funny shaa at times but a great friend, he's my personal person.
Francis: That's my man. I like him very much haha always cracking me up.