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Akpors, Clean Illitrate by mrpruzy(m): 12:00am On Mar 13, 2013 |
Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpors called his bank help line. Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card. Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? Akpors : Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. Call girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt? Akpors : You dey mad? ATM card wey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card. Call girl : Did you just said LAMINATE? Akpors : Of course Yes!!! |
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