Having been a guest on this forum for a long time, i decided to register today. I am zuby and i love the jokes section so much that each time i am here, i always jump to it first. I am welcoming myself on behalf of the great jokes people like ituen, sam milla (my favourite writer so far)kronkykay, christino,mr turkey and so many others. i am looking foward to meeting you people. thank you

Welcome zuby and thank you. Fasten your seat belt and join us . We are like church , we welcome everybody here and we love everybody .

ZUBY77:

Having been a guest on this forum for a long time, i decided to register today. I am zuby and i love the jokes section so much that each time i am here, i always jump to it first. I am welcoming myself on behalf of the great jokes people like ituen, sam milla (my favourite writer so far)kronkykay, christino,mr turkey and so many others. i am looking foward to meeting you people. thank you

welcome to the jungle so your name from now is zuby da zulu okay?

delib:

welcome to the jungle so your name from now is zuby da zulu okay?

@delib.  don't corrupt this new guy. let him stay for ten days , then we will give him his welcome joke.

Zuby, welcome to the greatest church of all.

You Are So Welcome!. . . . . but for a start. . . . . . i think u should enjoy this,  . . . . .just for u. . . okay
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students. "Human beings are the only animals that
stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl.
"My kitty went
Fffff, Fffff, Fffff',  And before he could say "F.UU.C.K," the rottweiler ate him!"

good one , i hope zuby will enjoy this

Weellllcoommmee dddadddy zzzuuubbyyy weellllccccooommmeeee

elcome Zuby Love, enjoy your stay at Nairaland joke section, dont let some bullies here get to u

aisha2:

elcome Zuby Love, enjoy your stay at Nairaland joke section, don't let some bullies here get to u

provided he didnt jump on 'em

Zuby?
ZOO b?
Zombie?


don't mind me, just fingering your brain

Zuby is in da hood,
but he has got to prove his manhood,
we want a guy that has got funny actions,
to bring in that fun injections,
have u got d balls?
nope?, well welcome to da free fall

To Zuby!!!

gunny. . . i tot u were gonna give him some gun salute

Zobo Zuby Welcome ooo.

Pack salt and pepper put for pocket follow us.

Zubansky la touche

Welcome to NLD jokes section. We offer clasical jokes that you make you forget ur hunger and insult ur boss(if he overrides ur hooking up to NLD)

But very soon, u will get the basic intiation into the Kuvuki hood and the normal banter from militants in this forum

But as the HEad of chiefs, Kuvuki kingdom, protection is abound only if u suscribe to that offer.

For further details, kontact Head of Defence, Kuvuki (General Saucekid)

How many of you still believe in Prof. Pat Utomi for presidency? I ask this because I believe that for Nigeria to attain Obasanjo's 2020 objectives she (its population) needs to recognise good leadership and embrace it and move away from the mind set of we can't decide who wins the election. WE CAN. JUST BELIEVE NIGERIANS. It is up to you and me who rules. Look at what is happening to all the fraudulently elected governors. The Nigerian solution rests not just with good leadership but with an enlightened and educated population who know what they want and are prepared to die to get it. Just as some are willing to die to make money so should people exposed to an oppressive elite be willing to revolt and work towards the realisation of a much better Nigeria.

Spencer

London

Spencer1:

How many of you still believe in Prof. Pat Utomi for presidency?

@
Spencer1

I wanted to start blasting you right away but as a smart guy that i am , hahahahah, i decide to check your profile first, This is your first post on any topic , on any website and on any internet. Coincidentally it was on a welcoming tread. You are welcome too but please jump to politics, dont spoil us with TAP OMOTI here,

yeah dats a nice briefing sammie

*enrolls zulu into the institute of bla bla bla*
lectures commence immediately alwayz come to class with an attractive and attentive bla bla bla
cuzz bla bla bla is good for ur mind

fool!


*dials miggs number*

**Miggy's number is out of reach**

dammit!

i ron dye o

Lets get down straight to business. No time to waste oo.

*hummes*

omo anything for me e e lagbaja nothing for uuuuuuuuuuuuu.

wake up dude ure having high fever

The fever high well well ooo. . . I heard the thing dey cure fever.

I don wait tire, leave all these sermon make we start na.

hot in here

lalalalalalalallal
lolololololololol
lilililililililililililili
lulululululululu
lelelelelelelele

watch out for my newest album

what is ur record label?

Kolo Music. . ._{Disclaimer: Kolo Music is not affiliated with Konvict Music}

true talk

Or better still K-Unit

uhm

@Rebel,

If na K-Unit, im go put 50 cent outta biz