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The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 3:46am On Mar 26, 2008 |
Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." "I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!" Nineteen full days passed and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not fucking going!" |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 3:51am On Mar 26, 2008 |
One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, "Can I ask you a question dad?" "Sure, son what is it?" "Am I a real polar bear, Dad?" asks Junior. Dad smiles and says, "Of course you are, son. Now go and play." So off Junior goes again throws some snowballs at the seals but soon he's back. "Hey Dad, are you sure I am a real polar bear? Is there not a wee bit of brown bear or black bear in me?" Dad smiles again and says, "Look son you've got big hairy black feet, a white coat, and a black shiny nose, of course you're a polar bear, now go back and play." Once again Junior runs off, slides down the ice, chases a couple of seagulls, after ten minutes of fun he returns with a puzzled look on his face, "Daaaad, are you absolutely sure I'm a polar bear?" "Look son, I'm a polar bear, your mums a polar bear, your granny and grandpa were polar bears, why are you asking all these questions?" Junior looks up and says, Cause I'm fucking freezing! |
Re: The Turtles by showbobo(m): 8:19am On Mar 26, 2008 |
cool |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 10:33am On Mar 26, 2008 |
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a drink. Mr. Falwell replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen LovePeddler, than let liquor touch these lips." The President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "My apologies, I didn't realize there was a choice, I'll have the same thing he's having! |
Re: The Turtles by ituen(m): 4:39pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
O boy well done Wen i enter PH, i go fire you 2 bottles of 33 extra lager beer |
Re: The Turtles by hclacid(m): 8:58pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
@poster u bad o! ![]() |
Re: The Turtles by naijastyle: 10:42pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
good job kronky. my butts fell out while i was laughing. |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 11:57pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
abeg find ur butt oooo i no go fit help person pack shit! |
Re: The Turtles by naijastyle: 12:55am On Mar 27, 2008 |
shit packer |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 7:44am On Mar 27, 2008 |
just like u huh! |
Re: The Turtles by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Mar 27, 2008 |
buhahahhhha lol heyy man dat was really kool ![]() ![]() ![]() ure doing a good job keepn clem jolly ![]() |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 11:27pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
U too like freee things okay i hear yu. . . . take dis candy and don't come and boda me again |
Re: The Turtles by ituen(m): 12:00am On Apr 13, 2008 |
She go still beg u |
Re: The Turtles by kronkykay(m): 1:34am On Apr 13, 2008 |
and i go flog her hard. . . . . . bla bla bla stylee |
Re: The Turtles by ituen(m): 5:21am On Apr 13, 2008 |
. . . now migines don show face? ![]() |
Re: The Turtles by tufe(m): 7:44pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
. . . .wetin go come happen ![]() |
Re: The Turtles by olulu(m): 8:19pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
donkey d mon key lol, roflomao ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Turtles by tufe(m): 11:26am On Apr 15, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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