My Dear Husband,

I'm writing this letter to tell u that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks haven been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today. That was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new night gown. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching TV. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either u are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone...

Signed, YOUR EX-WIFE.

PS. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what u have been. I watch TV so much because they drown out your constant whining and bitching. Too bad that doesn't work anymore. I did notice when you got a hairdo last week but the first thing that came to my mind was 'you look just like a guy!'. Since my parents raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten prawns for years.

About the new night gown, I turned away from u because the $299.99 price tag was still on it, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I won the $20 million Lotto on Saturday, I left my job and bought 2 tickets for us to Paris, but when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the LETTER you wrote ensures u won't get a dollar from me. So take care...

Signed, Your EX-HUSBAND, Rich As Hell And Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother CARL was born CARLA. I hope that's not a problem.

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