Let us Face it the Oga-at-the-top phrase has become a source of laughter and a focal point for every creative mind out there...personally i only got hold of the video a few days ago and since then I have watched it so many times, it is now showing in Black and white...lol

I'v seen so many post on this phrase some potent others benign, so why don't we all come together and weave this comic event into whatever style we can...you never know what might come out of it,maybe a writing contract might just be the product of this seeming leiusure excersice...

Let me do justice to the rule First-come-first-served as I put down my own piece...let the competition begin.

***Oga at the top***

What is the website of the NSCDC?
In earnest, exceedingly he chocked so seemingly
The anchors so fluent, the general so insecure, translucent.
Added to the comic food a new scent…

Nigeria security and civil defense corps, Nigeria’s insecurity inventory of intellectual corpse
A stooge, with badges and military props… seeks solace in the strings of ‘Oga at the top’

What is your website? ...Wait! Wait! He spluttered...The last nail on the coffin, and I see no nail cutter
I thought he would append @yahoomail… and let the face of illiteracy so far soon unveiled

But His mind was made up like Mary Kay’s make up.

So do you have multiple websites? They gave him no respite
They pressed on like hot iron, till they made him a star in his environs...
www dot NSCDC… his post should be erstwhile, a presidential pardon? maybe he found ‘Dot cum’ too sexxual

That’s all!

Oga At The Top

He made us laugh and we couldn't stop
With his crooked fingers pointing high
Directing every little question to the sky
Perhaps, d abode of the oga at the top

To get employed in your agency is becomin tight
Kind sir, direct us to your official website
www. nsdc, den he went mute, begining of d fall
"Is dat all sir?" We asked in surprise. "Yes, daz all he replied claudofobically"

The youths took to social media
Turning the web to a large stadia
Some made shirts, some made songs
To make sure we don't 4get, dat we've been enduring 4 long.

Such blunder from the commandant
Portrays the agency like cake without fundant
Not good i must say, but who am i to talk
When d decision will b made, by his oga at the top

Incompetence at its peak
Driving a once thriving land sick
Would av loved to solve diz, bt ryt now i must stop
Coz i dnt want to say somfn, only to be discredited by my oga at the top
POWERED BY TBLACK

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Oga At The Top

He made us laugh and we couldn't stop
With his crooked fingers pointing high
Directing every little question to the sky
Perhaps, d abode of the oga at the top

To get employed in your agency is becomin tight
Kind sir, direct us to your official website
www. nsdc, den he went mute, begining of d fall
"Is dat all sir?" We asked in surprise. "Yes, daz all he replied claudofobically"

The youths took to social media
Turning the web to a large stadia
Some made shirts, some made songs
To make sure we don't 4get, dat we've been enduring 4 long.

Such blunder from the commandant
Portrays the agency like cake without fundant
Not good i must say, but who am i to talk
When d decision will b made, by his oga at the top

Incompetence at its peak
Driving a once thriving land sick
Would av loved to solve diz, bt ryt now i must stop
Coz i dnt want to say somfn, only to be discredited by my oga at the top
POWERED BY TBLACK

ΐ'll take the fact that you copied my poem as a compliment. But nxt time, come up with somfn original or provide proper reference to the author.

@Everyone, Pls check my profile and posts to see the original and my other write ups. Thanks.

I must say op am a lil bit disappointed, am impressed nevertheless but I tot it was u who wrote...anyway dat shudn't deter us let's come wit more funny and creative poems. The floor is still open for more...