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House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:35am On Mar 18, 2013 |
JOKE: Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her. BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching,they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation... 1 Like |
Re: House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:37am On Mar 18, 2013 |
JOKE: A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them. The following conversation ensued. POLICE: Are you sure they were dead?. FARMER: Yes, I'm very sure, though I heard some screaming "Help me! I'm still alive o!", but you know these politicians, they lie alot! |
Re: House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:38am On Mar 18, 2013 |
LADIES: Classy Girls don't have Tattoos. Reason is because, no one will intentionally scratch a Bentley or a Private Jet. If you have a Tattoo on you, u are nothing but a Danfo. GUYS: abi i lie ni? |
Re: House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:41am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Dear guys: The girl u dumped, someone else will surely date her. Maybe marry her. Another girl who has been dumped by another guy will be your wife. it's a Cycle game. All na second hand jor. May God help us... |
Re: House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:43am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Dear friends: Some people Couldn't Wake up Today to hold their Phone as Are Doing rite now. If you re Alive and Online, You should At least say THANK YOU LORD... |
Re: House Of Jokes... Add Your Own. by bcomputer101: 8:43am On Mar 18, 2013 |
JOKE: A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o! After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic till d last drop)... She also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it: (extra long, king size) she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)... So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano -lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O°˚... How as been ur day my pple? 1 Like |
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