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Difference Between United States And Nigeria by slitty: 4:53pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
While visiting Nigeria , George Bush was invited to tea with Obasanjo. He asks Obasanjo what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Olusegun. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Bush watches as Obasanjo phones Ngozi Iweala and says, "Ms. Fianance Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Iweala immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Obasanjo. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Ngozi Iweala!" |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 6:18pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
this land is getting boring |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by delib: 7:34pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
@ Tj baby face, what shall we do to eradicate this? |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 1:00am On Mar 28, 2008 |
ban |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by ThugLife1(m): 1:08am On Mar 28, 2008 |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 1:09am On Mar 28, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 12:29pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
teejay ure back again ryte? |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by gilgee(m): 12:38pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
he is at the back. |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 5:44pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
ya clem kinda just checkin in nd out cos i gotta get use to it again |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by delib: 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
u had better |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 6:25pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
delibERATE re u talkin to me |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by naijastyle: 11:45am On Mar 30, 2008 |
No. He's singing to you. |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
okay teejay, get use to it and come back u were missed |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
thanks clem, am bck for good |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by SamMilla1(m): 5:05pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
*closes d door and walks away* Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie, a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.” |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by Busta(f): 5:07pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: right behind u! |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 5:08pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
where re yuu guys walkin tuu? |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by olulu(m): 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
kuvuki desert |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
lol desert? thts no man's land. well since its no man's land, they re up to something |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by SamMilla1(m): 5:18pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
*calls his soldiers in kuvuki desert to stand on alert* |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by olulu(m): 5:25pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
tj_tj: what else would a man and a girl be up to in a deserted place? ok, maybe they want to pray 2gether, |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
pray in tht hot place |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by jaymobb(m): 5:38pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
sam has installed air condition in some strategic places my tent has one so tj u can come ova lets join hands and pray 2geda |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by SamMilla1(m): 5:45pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
^improvements in kuvuki kingdom^! jay has been there recently |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 6:25pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
ok first of all who gave sam milla rights to kuvuki tht place belongs to saucekid nd i second, jay re yuu sure its prayer cos am not battyy |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by SamMilla1(m): 6:37pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
tj_tj: *cocks my side pistol and points @tj* demands for apologies* |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 6:54pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
*brings out atomic nd drop on hiroshimilla nd millasaki lol* 1945 |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by olulu(m): 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
cool, world war 2and half |
Re: Difference Between United States And Nigeria by tjtj1(m): 8:17pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
;d |
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