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| The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by kiwibabe(f): 2:22pm On May 08, 2006 |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts! "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it!" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by bluenubian(f): 3:00pm On May 08, 2006 |
aww, bad bad man  |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by Ddii(f): 3:25pm On May 08, 2006 |
nice ! |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by micklplus(m): 5:21pm On May 08, 2006 |
wonder wonder ! it shall never end !!! |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by diddy4(m): 5:24pm On May 08, 2006 |
that was funny. |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by Z4M4eva(f): 2:12pm On May 09, 2006 |
kiwibabe:  |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by spikelord(m): 2:01am On May 10, 2006 |
A very funny one |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by rasque(m): 7:46am On May 11, 2006 |
Hilarious |
| Re: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper by drealnoni(f): 11:42am On May 11, 2006 |
lol |
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