1. THE ‘TRUE LOVE’ APPROACH : ‘If
you love me, you will let me.’

2. THE LOGICAL APPROACH : ‘ I
thought we are going to get
married’

3. THE BIG SHOT APPROACH : ‘
Girls are standing by in line to
date me. You are a lucky person,
you know’

4. THE SITUATIONAL APPROACH :
‘Everybody is doing it’. ‘Time
have changed’

5. THE THREAT APPROACH : ‘If you
don’t, I will date some else’

6. THE PROMISE, PROMISE
APPROACH : ‘You will not get
pregnant. Even if you
do, I promise to care of you. We
will get married’

7. THE GUILT APPROACH : ‘I am so
tensed up I can’t stand it You
led me on. You can’t stop now. I
have got to have it!”

8 .THE FLATTERY APPROACH : ‘You
have such a gorgeous body that
I can hardly control myself!’

9. THE ABNORMAL APPROACH :
‘What is the matter with you?
Are you frigid or something?’

10. THE SYMPATHY APPROACH :
‘Nobody but you understands
me.Everybody is against me. All i
need is you to help me, and
everything will be ok’ or ‘You
poor little girl. Nobody has loved
you as I do. Let me show you
real love, right now, in this
room
11. THE INTELLECTUAL
APPROACH : He is an excellent
conversationalist
who can wow you with phrases
and ideas. Here the guy
promotes heavy ‘think’ sessions
regarding sèx. He doesnt ‘do’
anything at first – just get you
in the habit of verbalizing sèx.

I love this. You captured it well. Too bad many girls can't read between the lines.

Lmao @ no 9

Soooo true.

I taught those days are gone & 2days chicks are wiser. So ladies still fall for this

LOL. Nice one @OP

12. Money approach / 2 much money

How much do u sell ur punny

hilarious

All lies..just have beta moni she go phuck you without all this grama

M M M: 12. Money approach / 2 much money

How much do u sell ur punny

My selling point is enough to get em on my bed anytime i need em , lmao

The cunning approach:
my d1ck is bigger than your punny. Let us try it and confirm it

9ice 1

12. THE R.APE APPROACH
'Open your legs now or else i will'

old trick lol

admins pls move this thread to the homepage

ahahahah...op tru sha

sureteeboy: admins pls move this thread to the homepage

^
Why?

quite true and somany fall for this punchlines.

Hmmm

Black Pen15: 12. THE R.APE APPROACH
'Open your legs now or else i will'

ℓ☺ℓ! I'м so nos 8 + 11. I never fail to hit that spot & hit it gd once I get d pass and oh! I WILL ℓ☺ℓ

12. [size=13pt]The Religious Approach[/size]

"My Pastor said it must be you ..."

Black Pen15: 12. THE R.APE APPROACH
'Open your legs now or else i will'

The Intellectual Approach is my best.......!!!!


it works for varieties of chicks (most esp those who dey form effico/intelligent) except ashii oooo (no need for longthing just do the real-thing without talking too much......time na money)!!!!

Caracta: I love this. You captured it well. Too bad many girls can't read between the lines.

there's no reading between the line here. The acts is so real dt u can't even knw which is fake.
Plus, the truth is, most things said here are even done with neutral intention

Caracta: I love this. You captured it well. Too bad many girls can't read between the lines.

they need not read between the lines, they can jst read what is on the line.

Btw, who is still wasting his time rolling out these lines to get jst se'x?

Anyway, number 6 was my default.

Dondav: Oh! I haven't tried any of that!

I've got more tricks up my sleeves..

use number 6 and the land wil be widely opened for u to log-in.

I have tried some on that list, luckily they worked. Nice one op.

So dats it! This dude started with the promise promise approach and when i told him that i was too young to get married, he now switched to the situational approach. There i told him i wasn't every body, i was me! Now he's taking me on a guilt trip. Telling me that i've rejected him. Hmmmm am grateful 4 this post cos that guilt approach was really getting at me. But now that i knw its all a mapped out plan, i wil knw how to handle it. Thanks op. U jst saved a life!

Akshow: hilarious

yeah, funny but true