omodave: hmmm i hv been watching nw am IN, so wat is going on ppls

Welcome...we're getting ourselves into the exam spirit oh...
#clears throat#
daz zall

Temicare: I blive more in afters dan in..... a.before b.tranquilizers c.appertizers d.presents....wat do u fink d answer would b, givin ur reason...

I won't lie I don't even understand this question. But from the options...I'll pick option C.
Reason. Saying "before" just sounds silly to me.
And nobody likes getting tranquilized (needle tinz so it hurts)
Hmmm saying "presents"...it just doesn't fit.
So I think the answer is appertizer. Option C is the only option I agree with.
Looks like the person in question was saying he'd rather have the main course for a meal than the teaser....I'll look up "afters" later sha.

STORM2:

I won't lie I don't even understand this question. But from the options...I'll pick option C.
Reason. Saying "before" just sounds silly to me.
And nobody likes getting tranquilized (needle tinz so it hurts)
Hmmm saying "presents"...it just doesn't fit.
So I think the answer is appertizer. Option C is the only option I agree with.
Looks like the person in question was saying he'd rather have the main course for a meal than the teaser....I'll look up "afters" later sha.

Yeah @ iseoluwa...d ryt answer is appertizers...storm has said it all...normally Uniben is nt dump 2 giv such a questions...dey no wat dey r doin...one hv 2 tink wild wen answerin their questions...it can never b b4,present...its btw option B n C...tranquilizers is more or less a sleepy drugs...den normal tinkin will go 4 d option left (C)...lets keep it goin pple

Temicare:
Yeah @ iseoluwa...d ryt answer is appertizers...storm has said it all...normally Uniben is nt dump 2 giv such a questions...dey no wat dey r doin...one hv 2 tink wild wen answerin their questions...it can never b b4,present...its btw option B n C...tranquilizers is more or less a sleepy drugs...den normal tinkin will go 4 d option left (C)...lets keep it goin pple

We shall get there!!!,infact we re there...by faith.

Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

Lol! Zzwylamuel.. Before them ric my turn, police don show

STORM2:
Amen. It will. We just need to work hard and trust that God will crown our effort with success.

Amen, true talk

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

i will say ma own is rhorlarbycee cos the armed robber might start from the bottom, so i would av done muchacha muchacha b4 dm reach ma side ...........................................LOLZ

Success_born:
Amen o...and even beta.

yes o

*clears throat*
ASUP, ASUU, NASU... we go soon dey hear PASU, PUSU, SUGA, GUSU!
Make them sha dey SU dey go! Yeye peoples!!


*whistling*
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES..............

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

lol looo! seriously! no b small tin ooo...4 dat kin palava....ma name na Zzztemi ooo...i wud hv d tym 2 say some prayers

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

chei dis questions na wa oh. E be like say i never even hear english b4, e be like chinese

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

chei dis questions na wa oh. E be like say i never even hear english b4, e be like chinese.

Temicare: I blive more in afters dan in..... a.before b.tranquilizers c.appertizers d.presents....wat do u fink d answer would b, givin ur reason...

d answer is c

STORM2:
No just mind dat guy. I saw him "viewing" us today. He'll just come and scout for info silently and run away.
If I catch him again I'll chase him and pour him internet water

I like dat, what about nairawater? (just suggestingo.

Temicare:
lol looo! seriously! no b small tin ooo...4 dat kin palava....ma name na Zzztemi ooo...i wud hv d tym 2 say some prayers

they said alphabetical order, wat if they start 4rm z. I go say my name na muturu mutairu, anywhere dem start 4rm i dey middle

omodave: hmmm i hv been watching nw am IN, so wat is going on ppls

Welcome on board! Still patiently waiting for the commencement of the registration!

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

Hahahahahahaha na to jump window be that na.....if I choose name dem go still reach me na. I go form james bond commot there joo

meris-blaze:
I like dat, what about nairawater? (just suggestingo.

Welcome bros. Good to have you....

Jenni_angel: chei dis questions na wa oh. E be like say i never even hear english b4, e be like chinese.

My sister me sef fear oh.....uniben is something else.

horlarby'cee:
*clears throat*
ASUP, ASUU, NASU... we go soon dey hear PASU, PUSU, SUGA, GUSU!
Make them sha dey SU dey go! Yeye peoples!!


*whistling*
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES..............

Lol....naija for u...

horlarby'cee:
*clears throat*
ASUP, ASUU, NASU... we go soon dey hear PASU, PUSU, SUGA, GUSU!
Make them sha dey SU dey go! Yeye peoples!!


*whistling*
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES..............

Lol! And DECU, direct entry candidates union.. And we go begin our solidarity strike with all the UUUUUs on monday..lol

Most of the english questions are ''WOW''. Uniben dey para oo. Anyways, we will all make it. The thread is getting more intresting n we are getting to knw each other. I like dat. How many hours do uniben give in the exam?

danevans19: Most of the english questions are ''WOW''. Uniben dey para oo. Anyways, we will all make it. The thread is getting more intresting n we are getting to knw each other. I like dat. How many hours do uniben give in the exam?

As at last year,I heard 80questn for 60mins..

STORM2:


Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

I guess the answer is C.

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

Yeh........na o-level English be dis?

STORM2:


Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

The answer is 'C'. Check here-
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=a+girl+Friday

iseoluwa89:
We shall get there!!!,infact we re there...by faith.

Yes ooo...Amen n Amen!

STORM2: Opposite in meaning
The woman CROONS the words of her prayer every mroning but her husband........his.
a) mumurs b) prattles c) shoals d) counts

I mean EXCULPATE you, not to ........you in the least way a)implicate b)excoriate c) implicate d) extradite

While the boys COUNTERNANCED the proposal, the girls........it
a) counterbalanced b) demurred c) estimated d) viewed

Toh I don try...

My sis, u dan try no be small. Na my answers be dis:
1)Counts 2)implicate 3)demurred.
Shey i try?

Success_born:
The answer is 'C'. Check here-
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=a+girl+Friday

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Temicare: The man committed sororicido recently
1. The killing of his son (b) the killing of his self(c) the killing of his sister (d)the killing of his son in-law...wat do u fink d answer is??

The answer is 'c'. Check here:
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=Sororicide

Temicare:
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U're welcome,bro.