Pleas is there any herbalist that can prepare some concoction for me to travel abroad, as i will disappear into europe from nigeria. I know this is possible. Anyone know please link me up.

dude, this is your lucky day because i hv that info for u.

first you have to fast for 2 weeks, then go to the ogoni cave, wearing nothing but a yellow leaf on your head . walk precisely 12.09578 - 0.23 feet into it  (FYI if u miscalculate u'll miss it)

then make a definite 62.84 degree left turn into a narrow crevice in the cave walls. at this point, you have to totally ignore all da evil decayed spirits and

ghosts trying to grab at u n stuff.  . take 3.22 steps n u'll mysteriously find yourself in the heart of da evil forest . remember: ignore all EVIL forces.

u'l see a very small hill  at 44.89 degrees NW of your position. don't be fooled, the hill looks 10 feet tall, but it takes TWO whole days n nights to climb it

(FYI :it is called AKULAMAGBAGO HILL: the home of d headless. so know what 2 expect) . if u make it over this hill, u'l meet the NBLAGHSETA RIVER: the blood of the dead

u have to swim 16.893 feet across it and 48.096 feet into the depths. at the bottom, u'll see a 1*1 ft sized hole which u hv to squeeze through

and this is where u'l meet ALAKAGBONDORU: the old wise tortoise (426.89 year old tortoise and also an immigration expert and travel agent) .

but he cannot help you to europe, so he'll have to give u further evil directions to the herbalist whom u seek for the concortion.

GOOD LUCK my friend in your great quest to come abroad,

do you know any 6 storey building around you?

Ok, just take banana leave, sweeze it and then drink the juice that comes out from it, then jump down from the 6 storey building, and you will find yourself in front of scotland yard head office.

@Poster!
Are you all right at all?You are a confirmed mungu , and na your kind all this herbalist dey tak echop and send their pikin to school,keep seraching there is an onlin eberbalist who states that he can hepl nairalanders go abroad babadbia or whatever he calls himsef or better still go become witch or wizard then your spirit will be able to project anywhere in the world but watchout there are consequences for it ooo.

My father is the president of holland, my mother is the chancellor of germany, contact me with 0806xx8915 for an instant access to any country of your choice in europe

Nwanna no be you say this to someone looking for an europe visa?

my question is still not answered.

@Poster
This shows you have not been on Nairaland long enough. If you have, you would know that there is one and only one that can make this possible. Speak to Baba_Dibia asap. You go reach London faster than you can say ABC.

@Poster!
Are you all right at all?You are a confirmed mungu , and na your kind all this herbalist dey tak echop and send their pikin to school,keep seraching there is an onlin eberbalist who states that he can hepl nairalanders go abroad babadbia or whatever he calls himsef or better still go become witch or wizard then your spirit will be able to project anywhere in the world but watchout there are consequences for it ooo.

Don't be so harsh, I'm sure he's just kidding.

I am still looking for the herbalist. Yall wanna tell me u aint know any herbalist whom can do this for me.

Pleas is there any herbalist that can prepare some concoction for me to travel abroad, as i will disappear into europe from nigeria. I know this is possible. Anyone know please link me up.

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Na wa ooo.

Of all places to disappear to?

Lol!

M dear Bigmondo i like you so much because you are a true Desperado and you dont know how to hide it.

Lol!

My dear Bigmodo i like you so much because you are a true Desperado and you dont know how to hide it.  

almondjoy:

Of all places to disappear to?

abi o
wouldn' t he rather disappear into a bank vault and reappear in his bedroom

nwando:

abi o
wouldn' t he rather disappear into a bank vault and reappear in his bedroom

No try bank vault ooo,na dere hin go die ,its not like 9ja vaults that you can open and close anyhow without authorization,casue if he sholud try it,he will find himself in the great beyond!

This is so funny. Is this the joke section?

E no get wetin person no go see for this NAIRALAND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.