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Two Times A Week by SamMilla1(m): 7:12pm On Mar 29, 2008
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5, 10, 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can bring her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays."
Re: Two Times A Week by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2008
jeeeeze lol grin
Re: Two Times A Week by olulu(m): 1:51pm On Mar 31, 2008
@sammy




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i sabi kiss too o

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Re: Two Times A Week by clemcykul(f): 1:53pm On Mar 31, 2008
fire on nothing like good kiss in de afternoon grin
Re: Two Times A Week by naijastyle: 11:24pm On Mar 31, 2008
lmao
Re: Two Times A Week by segunpc(m): 11:41am On Apr 01, 2008
dumb husband
Re: Two Times A Week by ayusman16(m): 12:04pm On Apr 01, 2008
dumb is an understatement! Mumu is the right word
Re: Two Times A Week by wamide: 12:38pm On Apr 01, 2008
grin very funny, nice one.

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