HALLO!! fello nairalanders, i jus decide make i join u nah, being a great fan i decided to stop bein on the side lines, and check how dis great funny minds think in depth, lol i look foward to meeting you all[color=#770077][/color]

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thanks very mush for d warm welcome:
dis is for unah

ONE DAY IN CLASS, A TEACHER ASKED A STUDENT. THERE ARE THREE CHICKENS SITTING ON A WALL IF ONE GETS SHOT HOW MANY CHICKENS WOULD REMAIN. THE STUDENT REPLIED SAYING "THERE WOULD BE NO CHICKEN REMAINING". THE TEACHER GOT CROSS AND ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AGAIN.THE STUDENT REPLIED SAYING THE SAME ANSWER. THEN THE TEACHER "NO".THE STUDENT THEN SAID BUT IF ONE IS SHOT THE OTHERS WOULD FLY AWAY.THEN,THE TEACHER SAID THERE WOULD BE REMAINING TWO BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.



THEN THE STUDENT ASKED THIS QUESTION, THERE ARE THREE WOMEN IN AN ICE CREAM SHOP TAKING ICE CREAM ONE IS LICKING, THE OTHER ONE IS SUCKING AND THE THIRD ONE IS DRINKING, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS MARRIED. THE TEACHER REPLIED SAYING "THE ONE THAT IS SUCKING".THE STUDENT REPLIED SAYING "NO, IT'S THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK".