¤A One Line Advert By A Married Man In A Newspaper :~~~> For Sale: Wedding Suit, Worn Only Once By Mistake..

¤Girl:Nice Fone,where did u get it from?Boy:I won dis in a Running race Girl:how many participants were there?Boy:Fone Owner,Police &me.

¤Akpos: Dear algebra,Im sick & tired of findin ur X. Just accept d fact dat shez gone.Move on dude, find someone else.Dont even ask Y.

¤wat R u doin?Ak:I am writin a letter..2 who?Ak:To myself. Teacher: Wat's inside D Letter.Ak:ow am I supposed to knw,I aven't received it yet

¤TEACHER: Why did Zain change to Airtel? Akpos: because Yoruba people kept calling it 'Sane'!

¤At 90,u dey go meet doctor say u no dey see well...Akpos: papa wetin u wan still see?

¤U went to an expensive saloon to make ur hair,u came back looking like an expensive baboon,no problem.. #God Dey with You

¤At 20 You Get Rose Tattoo For Your Breast... At 60 It'll Luk Like UGU Leaf !!!

¤Women these days, some of your eyebrows looks like you are sponsored by Nike!! make una take am easy with the shaping Abeg!

¤Signboard outside a repair shop 'WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING, WE MEAN ANYTHING'.(plea se knock hard on the door, the door bell doesnt work).

¤How do you recognize Akpos in School? He isthe one who erases the notes from the bookwhen the teacher erases the board.

¤Shame on you if after all the money, the exotic cars, the BIG houses u have, na ur GATEKEEPER or HOUSEHELP dey lay ur wife ☹

¤Akpos:y r all these people running? Joba:Thi sis a race,d winner will get d cup. Akpos: If only d winner wil get the cup,y r others running?

¤TEACHER: Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later?.. Akpos: Because your eyes are in front of your ears

¤AKPOS: Ever since I met you, I can't eat, I can'tdrink.. CHICHI: *flattered* Cos of Love right?.. AKPOS: Cos I'm always Broke

¤*Papa Akpos & Mama Akpos fightin infront of Akpos* Papa Akpos: U are a Bitch! Mama Akpos: U are a Dog ..Akpos: gbo,gbo,.. and i'm a Puppy

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nice

6/10

Excellent. Very.

thanks all........even d mighty bin gbagbo commented

8/10

[color=#006600]Hi Brother Elisha

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Laff don make me fall down from Mango tree

LOL Very funny

See funny pics in my signature.

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bunmioguns: Laff don make me fall down from Mango tree

hope u no wound?

bunmioguns: Laff don make me fall down from Mango tree