[b]50 HILARIOUS, RIDICULOUS AND CRAZY FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW.
GOOD FRIDAY BONUS
1. Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police?

2. Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers

3. 60% of Nigerians Prefer Using Water to Wash their Bottom after Shitting , 20%"yoruba" prefer Using"Leaf". Just 20% use tissuepaper.

4. MTN users Die faster than Etisalat users.

5. If you have mouth odour, its illegal for you to yawn loudly.

6. Excess self-service causes Dwarfism.

7. only Yoruba girls uses fire extinguisher to off candles.

8. Its a proven Fact that Swallowing sperm can make you add weight and grow Fatter.

9. Its Only in Yoruba movies, you'd see a ghost committingsuicide.

10. mosquitoes are everywhere in Nigeria except Mushin.

11. Most gay men in Nigeria are Igbo.

12. Ghanaians use black polish tobrighten their faces.

13. Only igbo Girls knock before entering the elevator.

14. Edo witches are the most Popular witches .. They are also the most skilled in the art of Witchcraft.

15. Drinking too much Garri can cause intimate dysfunction and mental retardation.

16. A typical Calabar girl 's womanliness can swallow 5 star Bottle.

17. After Listening to Tonto Dikeh's Music, there is a 98% possibility that you might slam your Phone on the Wall.

18. Listening To TerryG's Music with an Empty stomach(Hunger) can Cause Madness.

19. An average Igbo man can smell money 100 meters away

20. Its a proven fact that Yorubapeople Use tissue paper as Handkerchief.

21. Kissing helps lower blood pressure.

22. Wicked pple can never have dimples

23. Ijebu people Use garri as snack.

24. its only a yoruba girl that buys pure water and ask for opener.

25. Girls with Big bosoms have Brighter Futures.

26. By Nov 2013! Mosquitoes in Nigeria will have more blood to donate than human beings!

27. Its a Proven Fact that If you watch Mr Ibu's movies & at the same time listen to TontoDikeh 's songs.. You'll Go intoComa.

28. Only Igbo People learn English from subtitles in yoruba movies.

29. 80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured joystick.

30. Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit.

31. Those who steal meat from the pot tend to live longer than those who don't.

32. Some bosoms from the Eastern Part of Nigeria tastes like bitter leaf.

33. A very hot slap can cause miscarriage and Ulcer.

34. Only a Yoruba Man would rather Put his Head Outside the Window to Shout instead of using his car horn.

35. Women are more likely to cheat in July whereas men mostly cheat in December.

36. Short girls are Good in bed(sex)

37. The 2 most effective elements in preventing toothdecay are calcium and zinc. Both of them are found in sperm.

38. Igbo men who add "& sons" to their business names are usually impotent.

39. A group of Kenyans is a Forest.

40. There are more seized laptops than students in Covenant University.

41. Google was initially a Indecency site before the brothers repented. It was then known as "Booble"

42. Otis by Jay-Z & Kanye West was originally composed and produced in 1997 by Nigerian Baba Fryo.

43. Eating pineapple 1 hour before receiving head adds flavor to your sperm.

44.Drinking 2 buckets of paint can make your life colorful.

45. If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right sideof your head would stop paining you.

46. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident.

47. A Hot Igbo girl's unmentionable can be used to crush diamonds.

48. People who regularly complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die of a heart-attack or stroke.

49. Men tend to spend more money when they are not in a relationship.

50. Take your present age, add 10 to it. That's your age in 10 years time.[/b]

50. Take your present age, add 10 to it. That's your age in 10 years time.[/b][/quote]

of all the statement only this is correct.

2nd to comment...azonto...on my mind

@OP, It's obvious you have something against Igbo people...#Smh

let the humor continue ...

Inweghi nsopuru na ebe umu afo igbo no.