jjgirljay: You just made my day,I can't stop laughing. Stop am o,naija women are the best jor

it's my pleasure sweetheart....

Don't mind the MODS this joke has been on fence for decades, na today dem remember am. All join, *dancing sisqo and azonto together*

kunlesehan: since March!
did this make frontpage in error?

dnt mind dem,i just post it dis morni around 10am at d joke section,dem nw put march as d date

ELgordo: Damn# Nollywood movies. Are a load of crap! Can't watch none of that fake actin' sh@t, its all a concert. . .

SEE YOUR MOUF,GO ACT,DIRECT OR PRODUCE AND LET'S SEE..
MTCEEEEEW

docjuli: lol.

@ OP, was that your wife I mean the "Nigerian lady"?

not only my wife oo...all the Naija babes na d same, especially, berem,adaobi et al dem yanpia.

I do this in a lot of movies, especially horror films.

Seunsherif: dnt mind dem,i just post it dis morni around 10am at d joke section,dem nw put march as d date

heeey! Seee thief oh... I go sue for impersonation oh. If I catch you!

tha_originator: heeey! Seee thief oh... I go sue for impersonation oh. If I catch you!

i post it dis morni dat y u guy remember 2 put it in front page

Seunsherif: i post it dis morni dat y u guy remember 2 put it in front page

I posted dis shyt since march homie... And it's first come, first serve so park well. Go crack another joke sir. Btw, thnks 4 coming, we appreciate.

tha_originator: I posted dis shyt since march homie... And it's first come, first serve so park well. Go crack another joke sir. Btw, thnks 4 coming, we appreciate.

na because u no get gud head,u post sumtin since march,e no enta front page,nw wey anoda person repost d same joke e enta front page..u beta go wash ur head 4 river

Gaggi: Our typical Nigerian ladies will always rejoice over mediocrity. Ask them to read a book and wahala go start. Ask them to watch a movie like Inception and they will sleep off after 5 mins.
Shout out to the few out there who don't fall into this group.

nice one...its sad when u have a woman that you cant intellectual conversation with

[size=14pt]LOLLLLLL @ Thank you Jesus.[/size]

Seunsherif: na because u no get gud head,u post sumtin since march,e no enta front page,nw wey anoda person repost d same joke e enta front page..u beta go wash ur head 4 river

u no well! You wey carry BIG HEAD why dem no use ur own post?! Na u go go wash ur head for inside otuoke river.

;DLolz

The originator, are you a Nigerian film writer?

poyet: The originator, are you a Nigerian film writer?

no sir/madam, but I'm a hollywood producer and director. Na me produce many hollywood movies like; matrix, legend of the seeker, and many more.

Gaggi: Our typical Nigerian ladies will always rejoice over mediocrity. Ask them to read a book and wahala go start. Ask them to watch a movie like Inception and they will sleep off after 5 mins.
Shout out to the few out there who don't fall into this group.

Inception is way WAY beyond some thinking faculties man. I've seen a gal who asked if T1000 in judgement day was a spirit.

berem: nigerian men nko? How do they react when they watch football on TV?

We react lyk were bn eletrocuted wen a goal z bn scored against our team,nd react as if we've won a contract wen our team scores a goal especially if d goal z a very crucial one.

I dont see anything wrong with that, ladies are only trying to relate well with the movies, so as to fully enjoy it.

trolling: nice one...its sad when u have a woman that you cant intellectual conversation with

With this kind of grammar?

ELgordo: Damn# Nollywood movies. Are a load of crap! Can't watch none of that fake actin' sh@t, its all a concert. . .

are Hollywood/Nollywood movies 'real'?

berem: nigerian men nko? How do they react when they watch football on TV?

Footy is real and competitive drama with unexpected outcomes that are seldom repetitive. Pure drama. Not that load of bull.

Cajetan speaks: With this kind of grammar?

LMAO! You spoke mi mind bwoy. Di bwoy ah clown mi seh.

I used to cry oh I remember that movie my love starring chiege alisigwe, Ramsey Noah, Pete and Rita Edochie I cried like someone died when my elder brother caught I lied I said something flew into my eyes.

[quote
author=Gaggi]Our typical Nigerian ladies will always rejoice over
mediocrity. Ask them to read a book and wahala go start. Ask them to
watch a movie like Inception and they will sleep off after 5 mins.
Shout out to the few out there who don't fall into this group.[/quote].I wounder why our naija women dont read,most of them prefer to sit in front off at.v set from sun up to sun down watching some movies dat r not worth watching.

berem: nigerian men nko? How do they react when they watch football on TV?

Haha!don't even go there!!rumor has it that some throw their wives off 3-storey buildings,others kick d tv thinking they are the players,some even kill if their "teams" lose.

ELgordo: Damn# Nollywood movies. Are a load of crap! Can't watch none of that fake actin' sh@t, its all a concert. . .

U wey be say we dey watch baba sala's movie togeda that time.

tha_originator: LMAO! You spoke mi mind bwoy. Di bwoy ah clown mi seh.

I wrote in a haste that's why it sounded like that,and didn't bother to proof read it,however being an intellectual doesn't necessarily mean you have to use fifteen letter word to convey a message

LMAOOO reminds me of watching WWF wrestling with my grandparents

bionicdude: haha.una wan kill person wit laff.

report to da police befor u get killed.....

Fulani BOII: lool ok but not all scream THANK YOU JESUS we have muslims, athiest n juju ladies.

d muslims will say... Kai! Walahi Alhamudulahi, zis iz zerious

rapsodeep:

d muslims will say... Kai! Walahi Alhamudulahi, zis iz zerious

hahahaha wetin okijia juju man go come talk?