The United Nations has declared that following intense surveillance of the national polity for the past three years, Nigeria has been declared an open-air mental asylum open to Nigerians and foreigners alike who suffer from all forms of mental health conditions. Due to embedded Corruption, Kidnapping, NEPA wahala, Boko-Haram, Pastor-mania,Northern Elders pronouncements, Fuel subsidy, Ritual killings, Blakberry-itis, Naija cheap pop music, Polio medical worker killings, Dana Flying Coffins Air, Nollywood and Baby farms - 'there can be no doubt that citizens of this country suffer from marked bi-polar psychosis and as such deserve intensive medical treatment'.

A 1200-member team of medical experts have flown to Abuja bringing branded medicine as the local variety cannot be verified as there are cabals who have flooded the market with counterfeit merchandise. 50 Psychiatrists will work intensively with former political appointees who have been suffering from delusions of grandeur and psychotic behaviour as they believed they assisted the Nigerian masses in their fight against grinding poverty. The most powerful drugs have been earmarked for IBB, who on meeting the medical experts for the first time, stressed that 'One Nigeria is his baby and he is ready to hold RPG to protect national unity'.

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The usa is even worse off compare to nigeria. They legalise authomatic high power velocity riffle and gave it to any lunatic on thier street to make use off.

A perfect joke for April 1st.

This is a serious development. All visitors to Nigeria are hereby advised to smoke copious amounts of powerful skunk weed in the aircraft toilet, after de-activating the smoke-alarms, while on final approach to Lagos Airport, the gateway to that new open-air asylum called Nigerianistan in the south, and Boko Harmistan in the north, in order that they may blend in with the locals, who need no weed to act crazy as a muffuguh.

In a related development, the new Ayatollah of Nigerianistan has declared April Fools day ILLEGAL, so as to instill displeeen in all who tread Nigerian soil, and who wish to qualify as a "shon of the shoil".

Dis is funny and its to good to be true oh i can remember on doctor or wetin he call himself talk say by 2015 or so deir will be up to 10million mental patients so d above will be a welcome development.:::

At least, we are still a God fearing nation, unlike the US which has been sold to the devil

april f l

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This is funny as hell, nice april fools joke

Front page with this topic?

Its April's Fool Day. Any foolish topic can make front page,.... Dnt blame d mods for exhibiting der foolishness

I wanted to comment but I don't want.....


I no go talk am. April fool.

mudaphuckking stuffs

April fool!

This must be
APRIL FOOL message
great thanks OP.

Na who we go ask?

is true tho

Please dont tell me all of you fell for this april fool's joke

Too funny to be true...april fool things i guess...but then Op ,thanks for the good laugh this early mawmaw

Dry!

Make dem com carry me out of the open-air mental asylum. I wan commot for dis psychotic country.

My naija abi? Ok
I, Gentle Naaz, hereby declares UN as a seriously closed-air mental degenerated Asylum. Rawbish
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ok like this?

April fool

April fool

immediately i saw the topic i knew it was an april fool ish. Nice one

Mods, are u guys high on weed or something. Must every bull.shit topic make frontpage? Dis is becoming annoying abeg!

sureteeboy: At least, we are still a God fearing nation, unlike the US which has been sold to the devil

. GOD fearing indeed! That is why we suffering when devil america is doing better. You better wake up from slumber

The fact that theirs is closed door only makes their asylum more comfortable, but doesn't change the fact that their case is worse than ours.

Nobody in Nigeria would just go down the street to a Skool with young pupils and open fire at them, except their lovely brother Bokoharam!!!

Like UN like Bokoharam.... Arrant Nonsense!

[size=38pt]so all todays news na April fool? [/size]

mujiboy: . GOD fearing indeed! That is why we suffering when devil america is doing better. You better wake up from slumber

do you think that really matter? I'm talking about Heaven and hell