Twenty Yoruba girls were tired of being considered stupid,
So they asked for a meeting with the town chief.
At the meeting, the chief said,
"Well, I'll ask one lady a question, and if she gets it right, you'll be smarter,
if not you are still dumb."

So the girls pick a woman who they think is smart.
The chief says, "What is 3 plus 4?" "9" says the girl after thinking for a while.
"No, you are still stupid." All the girls there start chanting
"Give her another chance, give her another chance,give her another chance!"

The chief agrees and says, "OK, what's 2 plus 1?" After thinking, the girl answers, "4"
The crowd chants, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The chief, getting tired of this says, "One more chance, what's 3 plus 3?" The girl thinks for a few minutes. "6" she answers.
The crowd starts chanting again, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

“A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.”
sam milla
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give us another give us another

give us another true talk folly

the crowd na real otondo

stupidity is a real disease!

If they give ham another chance she go miss ham, the last answer na luck. So she no need another chance

Ituen how una?

good joke sammy.

u make me laugh well well.

ha ha ha ha ha, i cant stop laughing!

;d

sam am sure dat happened in ur village

hmm guilty of involvement?

tj_tj:

hmm guilty of involvement?

U go fear afraid

at joke lamaoso

na wa oh

wetin be lamaoso?

Na language wey vampires dey understand.
Chei! Vampires in the house!

hmmmm

migines don suffer

;d

How you dey Tessy?

vampire lol

am coming for ur blood giggle

My blood dey very poisonous oo. Drink at your own risk.

trespassers will be shot nd if they survive, will be shot again. FINE $200

lol

Sam, i love this joke

SAM Milla, u got me rolling on the floor. But why not Hausa girls?

cos they re not as dumb as ijebu gals

very good answer

one up my bro

two up my oga

lol roping

gilgee:

How you dey Tessy?

i dey fine gilgee
this one u dey greet me
i hope u no want borrow some money again _{coz i no get}