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Give Her Another Chance by SamMilla1(m): 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
Twenty Yoruba girls were tired of being considered stupid, So they asked for a meeting with the town chief. At the meeting, the chief said, "Well, I'll ask one lady a question, and if she gets it right, you'll be smarter, if not you are still dumb." So the girls pick a woman who they think is smart. The chief says, "What is 3 plus 4?" "9" says the girl after thinking for a while. "No, you are still stupid." All the girls there start chanting "Give her another chance, give her another chance,give her another chance!" The chief agrees and says, "OK, what's 2 plus 1?" After thinking, the girl answers, "4" The crowd chants, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The chief, getting tired of this says, "One more chance, what's 3 plus 3?" The girl thinks for a few minutes. "6" she answers. The crowd starts chanting again, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" “A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.” sam milla * |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by folly69(m): 5:40pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
give us another give us another ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 7:02pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
give us another true talk folly |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by ituen(m): 8:04am On Apr 10, 2008 |
the crowd na real otondo |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by efuah(f): 12:08pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
stupidity is a real disease! ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by kayowalemi(m): 12:19pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
If they give ham another chance she go miss ham, the last answer na luck. So she no need another chance |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by kayowalemi(m): 12:24pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
Ituen how una? |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by segunpc(m): 2:37pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
good joke sammy. u make me laugh well well. |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by bibs(f): 2:46pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha ha, i cant stop laughing! |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 5:23pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tessybaby(f): 7:32pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
sam am sure dat happened in ur village |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by SamMilla1(m): 7:59pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
tessybaby, guilty of involvement |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 10:05pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
hmm guilty of involvement? ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by showbobo(m): 11:18pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
tj_tj: U go fear afraid ![]() ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Apr 11, 2008 |
at joke lamaoso ![]() ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by ituen(m): 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
na wa oh wetin be lamaoso? |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by gilgee(m): 8:45pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Na language wey vampires dey understand. Chei! Vampires in the house! |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by ituen(m): 12:31am On Apr 12, 2008 |
hmmmm migines don suffer |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tessybaby(f): 10:07am On Apr 14, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by gilgee(m): 10:25am On Apr 14, 2008 |
How you dey Tessy? |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by clemcykul(f): 10:27am On Apr 14, 2008 |
vampire ![]() am coming for ur blood giggle |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by gilgee(m): 12:33pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
My blood dey very poisonous oo. Drink at your own risk. ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 4:32pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
trespassers will be shot nd if they survive, will be shot again. FINE $200 ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by Nobody: 4:36pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
lol ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tufe(m): 11:06am On Apr 15, 2008 |
Sam, i love this joke ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by spikelord(m): 11:14am On Apr 15, 2008 |
SAM Milla, u got me rolling on the floor. But why not Hausa girls? |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 4:48pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
cos they re not as dumb as ijebu gals ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tufe(m): 4:52pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
very good answer ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 4:57pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
one up my bro ![]() |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tufe(m): 5:13pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
two up my oga |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tjtj1(m): 5:21pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
lol roping |
Re: Give Her Another Chance by tessybaby(f): 5:44pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
gilgee: i dey fine gilgee this one u dey greet me i hope u no want borrow some money again coz i no get ![]() |
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