As Blackberry don chop my money
tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell
am, I come take some money from it
buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text message can be written with
a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes
e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn,
samswag
etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records
"charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by you
it says "one Bluetooth device found"
8. When a fine gal passes by u, it
says MRamshi "Ur favourite food found"
9. When an ugly gal passes, it says,mramshi
"Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy
Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e
dey show me for screen, no contact
found, u are hooked with me.