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What Is Nigeria? by Nobody: 7:56am On Apr 04, 2013 |
WHAT IS NIGERIA ![]() 1. A PLACE WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS COSTLY. 2. WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY. 3.WHERE IF YOU DONT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER YOU ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP. 4. WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO. 5. WHERE GETTING A BLACKBERRY PHONE IS GREATER THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE. 6. WHERE THE SWORD AND THE BOMB IS NOW MIGHTIER THAN PEN. 7. WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES. 8. WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS. 9. WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT MEN. 10. WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE RECKONED WITH. 11. WHERE BOMBING AND SHOOTING HUMANS IS NOW A DAILY BUSINESS. 12. WHERE PEOPLE PREFER COUP PLOTERS, ROGUES AND LIARS AS LEADERS. 13. WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY. 14. WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE TREKKING. 15. WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN. 16.WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENTLY. 17. WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE. 18. WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE WORSHIPPED. 19. WHERE OUR SO CALLED LEADERS BUY EXPENSIVE CARS AS WEDDING GIFT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY MADE MILLIONAIRES WHILE 1 MILLION NIGERIANS GO TO BED WITHOUT FOOD TO EAT. 20. IS A GREAT NATION |
Re: What Is Nigeria? by RedLight1: 8:03am On Apr 04, 2013 |
so are u saying all that happens only in nigeria? |
Re: What Is Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Choose the ones you think best describe Nigeria |
Re: What Is Nigeria? by aminho(m): 11:10pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Hey Ghanaian Only nigerians are allowed to speak dirty about nigeria |
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