A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband says 'Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard, it almost hurts!'





While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
The wife answered: "68 What's that?"
The man: You do it to me and I'll owe you one.



A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
Mum: Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party, , you are lucky that you don’t bark.





Friend 1: Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
Friend 2: Of course! How many people are coming?
Friens 1: Three, if you bring your girlfriend.





One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

good one

GeeCee can you borow me your mouth my own is not enough to laugh at all those jokes

far from it

Sure did smile, nice

just a smile won't hurt!

would it!

:p

In the audit department of our local newspaper, my job was to record subscription renewals. One day I opened an envelope and found only half a check. Attached was a note: "The other half of this check is somewhere in the bushes in my yard, where my newspaper is thrown every morning."

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