A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukewe: Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

OGA MI...GOOD TRIAL..KEEP IT UP OR MEET GORDONS TO UPGRADE

Telling me to meet Gordon's for upgrade iz an insult.

I've been rolling out jokes day in day out before Gordons came into the system.

So I will advice u Retract that statement and apologise publicly or else I toss your arse to the mod.

My oga studio..well done sir

I see u brov

Sup?

......@studio:where is that ya brain called "skales"
You have not changed from that ya old habit of posting stale,dry,worn-out,humourless,aged, jokes?

bright007: ......@studio:where is that ya brain called "skales"
You have not changed from that ya old habit of posting stale,dry,worn-out,humourless,aged, jokes?

so dry n stale!!!

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper

op, the fact that you claim to have composed this very old and expired joke compounds your foolishness.

Mumu face your front

foolish boy

Ɣ☺ΰ can lie o!,₪☺ b only uk chart

Smh,u nid to work on ur joke. Too dry

Lol . . .

Where's the joke?

lobedeo: Where's the joke?

Sure you compose this Joke by adding Warri landlord and his son and a teneant. otherwise this joke is as old as from the beggining of the world. Thats why i dont like some nollywood movies cus is like a translation of bollywoods movies. sorry.

@op......why not make ur joke ur signature as a proof of being d original composer. Mtcheew.