Have you ever considered why ur girl looks hotter when she is goin clubbing with you?if you dont know then you should read this!
1)her sagging breasts are being supported by push up bras and make them look like thick purewater sacks!
2)her bom bom that looks like flatplate on bed turns into a booty cos padded pants have done thier work
3)that face you see at home are covered by painting work and u get a new winci winci as her eyelashes becomes x2 of the normal length!
4)mermaids beuty comes in when brazilian hair jumps in as ger hair becomes longer than her hands
5)she fixes nails then automatically becomes jezebel part 2 as she can scratch ur eyes out if u make her angry!
6)her high heels now makes her taller than goliath and if u are not careful she would have to back you!
7)she woul do situps and starve from mornin till night to have a flat tummy
then when goin out atlast you have a confirmed chick puting on wat ojuju calabar puts on!

Ok is that all? This yoke have been grade E8!