(1)
A lazy teacher went to her class to teach one day and the following dialogue ensued b/w she and her students.

Teacher: Class do u know what we have today?
Class: No ma.
Teacher: oh. well there is no need to teach you what u wouldnt know.

NEXT DAY

Teacher:do u know what we have 2day
Class: yes ma
Teacher: there is no need teaching it. because u already know it.

THIRD DAY
Teacher: do u know what we have today class?
Class: (every one answers at thesame time) yes, no, yes, no, ,
Teacher: ok let those who know teach those who dont know.


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(2)
An old woman boarded a bus en-route to lagos. when she got in, she told the driver and conductor to tell her when the reached benin.
So as they kept travelling, she kept reminding them to tell her when they get there, that they shld pls not forget it. she did these for more than five times b/4 she slept
Unfortunately, when they got to benin, she was still asleep and the driver and conductor had totally forgotten about her warnings.
They only remembered it when they were approaching abeokuta so they stopped and were contempleting what to do. Luckily the old woman was still asleep, so they decided they will go back to benin and then wake her up there. when they got to benin, they woke her up and told her they were in benin. that she can come down now.
"come down ke?" she said "abeg na here wey my son tlak say make i take my drug oh!!. i dey stop for lagos"

l.o.l





I love those Jokes!!

really lol now that was somethin

they go kill her that day, chai women nawa for una

Hehe

That's pretty cool.

nice one

Really kool jokes

real kool jokes.

Trust Nigerian bus conductors, dem go nearly kill the woman

You said it all LAZY TEACHER