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Hope The Obedient Dog!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:56pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
A farmer went to his farm to weed around his maize, and as usual went with "hope", his dog. As he usually does, he sat down to first sharpen his cutlass on the sharpening stone.he sat on the ground opening his legs and began sharpening.Now he didnt know there was a hole between his legs, exposing his big "POLICE". now "HOPE" as smart and wild as it is, spotted the "POLICE" moving left to right repeatedly with sooooooooooo much hair around it, AND began barking undertone '' hmmmnnnnnnnnn, wouf!, wouf. . ." The farmer knew it must be a grasscutter and trusted "HOPE" to easily catch it.Anytime he said "catch", HOPE would pounce on anything, so he quickly ordered "catch". and HOPE didnt hesitate, jumped and grabbed the farmer's KPEKUS and tore it into pieces, . . .one thing i never forget about this story was the farmer's cry. . . " HOPE i wan this grasscutter alive oooooo, HOPE oooooo, abeg oooooo, hope o ooooooooo"
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Re: Hope The Obedient Dog!!! by possibilita(m): 7:24pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
i no fit laugh |
Re: Hope The Obedient Dog!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:19am On Apr 13, 2013 |
possibilita: i no fit laugh take am easy jhare |
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